Guys, Is this funny to you too?

ME: What are you doing?


PERSON: I'm looking at pictures of dogs on boats.

Remember when La famille visite le Costco II?

What? Your family portrait isn't taken at Costco too?

And "No" you can't date our parents.



When there were no food samples we decided to sample other things






Then Ash and Mom couldn't take the lack of food samples



I promised to use my skills & the supplies there to cook something edible


Ha! I tricked you all - you can't eat DVDs (can you believe you can buy 3 awesome DVDs for the low low price of $12?)


My Roommate got all angry because he was hungry and doesn't like tricks, I mean illusions





Just Kidding




He's just really into golf.

Man someone needs to learn boundaries - this is Costco - not your country club

Guys, I have an important anouncement

I have had an epiphany . . .






cats.








That's right, "CATS"









Especially when you see 2 mice.





and Especially when one of those gosh damn mice ate a hole in your plastic tortilla chips bag and made a mess on the counter and you find it and think your roommate is sloppy (sorry, roommate).







so that's it, it has to be cats.








Don't get all excited, it's not like i'm inviting these guys to move it

Uh oh Guys, Maybe, maybe . . .

I'm back to my old ways?

Guys,

And when I die
You can put on costumes
In the style of the clothes I wore




I'm feeling a little AmericanRomanticMacabre right about now

Ok guys, this post will be the death of me

Seriously, someone is going to kill me for this











But I mean, 'Come On!' how could I NOT share this?











You're Welcome

Live every day like it's shark Week

I know, I know, it seems like I was just writing about Shark Week on the Discovery channel . . . And the sharks are still out there killing - I've made very little progress on my goal . . . wait, this is going to be about Mugsy - not Sharks.


So this is obviously a still from the only Great White attack caught on film. No, no this is Mugsy's awesome home theater (and the only Great White attack caught on film).

You remember Mugsy from such edifying posts as this ONE, right?

Here he is in his new apt - that rug really tied the room together.


When I asked Mugsy for a statement or message he'd like to share to the world (AKA My London Friends) he said, "You obviously didn't read the mug."

He's a man of few words and by that I mean No words.

Hey guys, guess who has a secret identity?

Wait - it's not a secret if I tell you, huh?






OK fine, but i won't tell you who my masked partner is . . .



@lisa made some comment about Super Heroes or something and little did she know I was planning on outing myself long before. Hmmm, is there a better way to phrase that? Nah, plus mom never really did catch on to reading this. Moving on . . .


. . . By day we help kittens cross the street & brush little children's hair





And at night we turn into a coupla hard hittin' girls who'll go to work on the homes with a pair of pliers and a blow torch and who will get medieval on your . . .new house

You know, like Interior Designers.



But notice we never take our masks off.


Well, at least I don't.

So I was napping in the cleanest park ever...

... and then i realized it was July 15th and that sort of means Summer is half over . . . and I got really bummed out

Ash did too.



THEN i remembered that so far this has been a pretty darn good Time





like remember when we conquered the sea on our way to Ikea?




and when someone offered us free babies ?

I was wearing a skirt so i passed on the offer





and i went to an art installation

in my roommate's car




And I even had time to do stuff in nature

at least I think it was nature - it was pretty dark



OK, fine, I won't be bummed out but the 2nd half better go by slow (damn you Time! why do you torment me so?!)

What? He doesn't represent Time for you too?

Hey guys, bet you didn't know I was so tough?

So this is me on top of a hill that I'm pretty sure was made of marble





How do I know it was marble?



Oh, I don't know



Because I had to scale the face of it





Barefoot! Ha!
And it was the slipperiest piece of rock I've ever climbed.


Yes there were stairs on the side that I didn't see that led to the top but you can't expect me to think AND rock climb do you?



That wasn't even the half of it. . .



See how this is on a high hill?




Well I went to the side of that hill - maybe I'll call it a mountain, yeah... So I went to the very edge where the only thing keeping me from falling a lot of meters was a 1-meter-tall wall. Wanting to test the security/ tourist safety I climbed to the top & nothing happened.



It was only when I stuck my foot and then tried to take a photo & almost slipped did I hear a faint whistle in the background. I looked over & a man (guard?) sitting at the other end with said whistle was pointing at me.




Oh good, glad he was there to keep me safe.




Maybe he thought I could handle it because I looked like this

Did I mention there were boys in Greece?

Not that I saw any of them













Oh Wait - I did see them ONCE - for a second - when my Partner in Crime deemed it OK. She was scared I'd chase them away and sure enough 2 seconds later they ran away (but we got to keep the dog)

Guys, it's THAT time of year again

You know, that time when I invite you all to my house for an annual 4th of July swim party (and if you can't swim you can still come - we have floaties) and you bring your children or husbands or maybe both. And you all can meet my New Roommate (more on him later).

Guys, you know what's delicious and disgusting?

Note: vegetarians and CT. residents might want to skip this one








But seriously, do you know what's delicious and disgusting?







Fish with their heads still attached




Hey look, I have a line too that I won't cross (you thought I didn't draw any type of line/boundaries, that's just ridiculous)



This:

Not so delicious but still disgusting



This:

Very delicious and probably very disgusting





And while we're discussing food, I'd like to say that

I'd get the 'meat sweats' here Any day




But d'ya know what's delicious and Not disgusting?

My breakfast everyday. (Remember when I told you about my delicious and not disgusting breakfast? I took a photo just to show you/make you jealous - sorry I'm a jerk)

Guys, I'm not as smart as I look

So I'm in Greece (NOT Santa Fe)

and I want to prove I'm there but feel silly asking people to take my photo... and I also have a Gem (sweater) of a Camera and decide I'll take some awesome self-timed self portraits...









except I forget that I'm an idiot











And when I FINALLY finally get it right...




I forget my pants.


There was actually more than one time when I thought, "Gee, I wish I had pants on..." But those are other stories children, and nanny is very tired right now.

Guys, I realized where I fit in in the Universe

(it was so apparent, how did I never see it before?)





+PLUS+






=EQUALS=







Well, obviously


I'm Patsy









I mean, we were always getting ourselves into heaps of trouble...






And there were constant, "Don't do that, no, don't do that" being thrown at us




Dahlings, I'm so happy I finally found a TV show that I'm proud to call my life

Because I was getting tired of all those Ugly Betty comparisons.