Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Why cats are ridiculous . . .

Guys, I think we all know how I feel about Cats.

They are idiots.


Especially this one:





If you are going to try and eat my flowers

at least have the decency to do it correctly
And not Start to eat them and then
forget what you were doing in the first place.
Idiots!

Oh yes, I am glad you asked.
These flowers were sent to me by Senor Copper
And the best part was
they looked even more lovely after they died.

I might start a business that only sends dead flowers.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Guys, I camp now

I went camping for the second time recently and it was just nuts.
Giant spiders, skunk attacks, cooking meat over an open flame!

It was intense.

This was our tent

No! Come on! I'm joking, it wasn't this posh.


I acutally didn't take photos but it looked A LOT like this:

(sans bikes)
as you can see - no wool rug.

Seany (I was trying to convince him to let me call him Sunny, as in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' but he wasn't into that) and I went to El Capitan in Santa Barbara 'cause we really wanted to rough it.



And this is what we wore:

(Chester Copperpot is giving me his best 'I hate this take the dumb photo already' face -a look I became accustomed to ignoring)









OK so this isn't your typical camping trip - I can't fool you guys anymore.











We got there and El Captian had a three-course sit-down dinner waiting for us by the fireside (and yes I ate every meal sitting on Darlington's lap)
Hmm, why Yes, I'm glad you noticed -- those salad bowls ARE made out of parmesan cheese. I kind of freaked out over the cheese bowls.

And the flowers.
Such pretty flowers! And they were everywhere.


When we went hiking, this is what Secular Pants took with him:
and it made me want to give him $1 for being awesome

I don't think Puppy Eyes reads this blog so I can post my favorite look
My scarf and his trusty
'please stop taking photos and let me eat something'
look

Actually, he was quite keen to letting me put my accessories on him
As long as I let him eat after.


Monsieur Cotton Tail was such a good sport about letting us go into town when I wanted to eat AND posing the way I asked with only a hint of sarcasm in his eyes




















As you can see it was a great success

AND if I ever ask if I can call you 'Sunny' I suggest you let me or I will think of other/more awesome things to call you.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Guys, remember Cinco de Mayo?

I forgot it this year - which was really sad cause I live in California now where they know how to properly celebrate it.




I do love me a good mariachi band

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Guys, get ready to laugh and be so mad




i know, right?

this map of NY is so insane!


wait - why aren't you freaking out?

oh you need a close up:

ahhh! i mean, come on!

AND it's from a kid's store.
i respect trying to trick kids with inaccurate learning tools and
i know Inwood is insignificant but Spanish Harlem?!
like i'm really going to eat my tacos in the East River?!