FROM: Ash's EMAIL
TO: our family
Subject: *How well do you know your Ashley Quiz*?...
No math questions here kids- just multiple choice :
Boss just told me: File this until someone comes after us for it.
1. Where do i work?
a) the mafia
b) the post office
c) a political campaign
d) wall street
e) none of these- like i have a real job, COMPANY NAME is just something i made up, while i sit at home secretly collecting money off of selling amber's vogue collection in CA to mostly asian 'designers' (6yr old kids) or flamboyant antique collectors.
Ash asking for time off at work:
FROM: Ash's EMAIL
TO: Our Family
Subject: Houston We Have Lift Off...!
Guess who just got all 4 work days off needed for the Costa Rica/band tour!!
Of course,
showing up 5 mins early with smoothie for boss infront of his 10am client, in Vivienne Westwood power tie and button down pinstriped shirt had nothing to do with his decision i'm sure...
Gee, I hate undermining the bosses with such blatent subliminal subterfuge tactics.
Who thinks i cudda gone for 5days?
Wanna see 5?
-candyfrombaby
2 comments:
oh my gosh... i love ashley at the gate trying to get in! you think they are really going to let her in those gates when they find out she sings those nasty ho songs?
she'll be with me, down a level but with lots of FRIENDS!
yeah, i meant to reference religious imagery involving one musician's spiritual reconciliation and the struggle to balance a lifestyle fraught with debauchery with the spiritual demands that would entrust entrance into a type of heaven.
Sure. . . yeah - it had nothing to do with Ashley look pretty.
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