Hey someone has a birthday this month. . .

OK, everyone we know has a birthday this month but I'm talking about my little sis' ("sí, mi hermana").

AND she has a gig on the 26th (Sullivan Hall - go there) so in honor of her I thought I'd share with you all how funny she is.

She would kill me if she knew I was doing this, Thank GOODNESS she doesn't read my blog. . . so I can do whatever the heck I like (no, I'm not bitter).

Here are a few responses to one of THOSE emails (she made up her own questions at the end).

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Ashley Virginia kicka$# 1st (it's not cussing if it's oneword)
3. Nicknames: Scratchers, Monkey, Mambiano, Mambo, Sexy/ Mama depending on construction site
13. Croutons or bacon bits: BACON! It's BACON! Bacon-bacon-bacon...
20. Disney or Warner Brothers: U think I go to "Warner Bros on Ice" on Christmas Day? no!
21. Favorite Fast Food: chocolate
24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last email? Funny as poop Alisa
26. What do you do most often when you are bored: Ask amber to change song.
29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: I don’t want anyone to feel awkward. Let's just say, there's a 50% chance karisa/50%clara
31. Favorite TV shows: A.D., OC, Conan, ANTM, Will & Hag
33. Your car: New York=New car: Silver Bullet i pay to have schaeffer me+ my closet 1000 friends, who all chip in to pay for the ride. some of them even sleep in it.
46: 2nd Career your sister would secretly love to pursue: pole dancer, go-go dancer(amber). Alisa: she already gots a 2nd,&3rd,&4th...she just calls them "hobbies"
47: Secret talent your sister has: counts like Rainman, does %s in her head faster than anyone.
48. Best use of breaking the sabbath: FF [note: author is referring to a band]
or ritz carlton brunch- either one,
both equally satiating,
with opposite effects on the waistline.



This isn't even the half of it . . . Oh yeah, there's more to come.