Guys, there are a few things you should know about me

Everything you need to know about me you can learn from
my trip to Historic Williamsburg, VA.



As you can see it was a working trip

I 'worked' a lot but you knew that



You should know Room Service and I are best friends.




I love cross dressers and Siegfried & Roy




I am attracted to good posture

Esp when they are stiff & uptight like a robot or a statue



I love when people are honest and not afraid of mediocrity





I love old maps

more than people



I usually like the idea of castles more than actually going inside them - or maybe I like the outside of castles the best?

Not that I'm complaining about castles - they're fine.




I love love love unicorns and lions . . .& when they're together?!

Forget it!


I love museum gift shops more than the actual museum

Don't freak out (Ash) - just shows you how much i LOVE/ LERVE museum shops


I love when things are named after my friends


(or almost)


I have a red-headed Southern Grandma who will charm the pants off anyone
(like me in this shot)

Best Story: she sat on a plane next to a famous baseball player and got his autograph for my dad and it said, "I thought your mom would never stop talking."



I used to play in this room when I was little

I used to pretend I was on conference calls with 'clients'



I like women with dignified accents




I like it when animals are put in uncomfortable positions.




& I love fat animals

you know I don't really like animals


I love sleeping in a hotel

I saw a blog once where a person took a photo of themselves in all the hotel rooms they stayed in and I want to do this too - I guess for this to be more effective I should have started this about 27 years ago...



I love when work trip coincide with the premiere episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

(3rd yr in a row)



I love to scare myself with art but Not scary movies

(Di! stop making me try to watch The Shining - because I'll do it and I don't want to)




Can you tell I'm avoiding work?
Oh you can't read that last question b/c you fell asleep?



UPDATE: Di just told me the last photo isn't just an awesome sign warning people that in order for me to like you as a friend you must dance. Instead, acc. to Di it's from a song that I've never heard of but of course she knows all the words to it - b/c she's forced to listen to them at her place of 'employment'