Inside the mind of a Serial Dresser

Why? Why? Whyyyy? would a girl this hot chooooose the boy george look!?
(Even Rpatts looks befuddled by this trend, and he's seen them all!)
Let me break it down for you:
1) She sees the iconic Woody Alan film, "Annie Hall"(& adopts Diane Keaton as her new Katherine Hepburn)

2) To us, the ignorant, it looks about as graceful as this clown ensemble:

To Amber, it looks like this in her head:


3) Years later, it trickles down to the peasants like Britney & Gwen...

Sorry Girls, 

This hottie rocked the femme fatale britpop tie first:

 Me-OW~!

And vuola!

Another "WTF/ androgenous fashion foward look?" becomes prêt-à-porter to the masses...

Or in other words: You've been Amber'd*.

[*A look so ahead of its time, the individual steamrolling it is seen as an anachronism, and often ostracized at the moment, before the world copies it years later.]

Just please Amber don't go for this look anytime soon: