Old School Ambie

Move over Christie's! It's time for some priceless, never before seen, works of art from the Ambie Archives!!

{Pedophiles Stop Drooling}
{{You're a couple decades too late}}
"Gonna Catch Me A Man with This Net" (The Farm, VA. c.1982)

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And now ladies & genltemen, a rare print from the Ambie Archives we call:

"The first and last time Amber ever stepped foot inside a McDonald's"

...Clearly, she'd rather eat her own finger than a happy meal.

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It really transcendentalizes our notions of Americana, and captures the essence of our young Joan of Arc here, don't you think?

(hmmm...how did the parents not see 10yrs of Vogue collecting above this one's closet?)