Happy Birthday to a Model Sister- Literally!

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with the PERFECT model of a sister?

 

Allow me to expound. . .

 

Exhibit A)

There's Jabba the Hutt (left) & then there's Amber (right) :

 

Exhibit B)

There's the love child of Quasimodo+Sloth (left)

& then there's majestic Amber (right) :

 

Exhibit C)

There's Piglet dressed as Richard Simmons (to Right) ,

AND THEN there's Amber (Left): 

 

Exhibit D)

There's flippin Cindy Crawford (AMBER) on my left,

... & then there's the drunken Kentucky Derby girl pretending she's royalty :

Exhibit E)

 

There's can't look at a camera Blinky McGee, & then there's AMBER:

 

Exhibit F)

There's the fat chipmunk trying to ruin a birthday candle wish

in the back,

& then there's magical as a unicorn + twice as enchanting Amber:

 

Exhibit G)

There's the short squaty Tasmanian Devil  about to strike,

& THENNN there's Amber:

 

Exhibit H)

There's the started to model a pose that's been emulated by every Supermodel from Claudia Schiffer, to Kate Moss,

to Claudia again, to Twiggy,

ALL BEFORE she ate her Egg McMuffin by the age of 2. 

 

 

Exhibit I)

You know, just the CLASSIC casual Supermodel pose

on the basketball court:

 

Exhibit J)

And who doesn't lounge in this 'Come Hither' kitty bare shoulder pose?

Ambie even beats the Pros at this one!

Speaking of out doing the pros...

Exhibit K)

 

Exhibit L)

Let's face it-

She basically makes these guys look like a bunch of hobos:

 

Exhibit M*)

So back to that Quasimodo-Sloth-Jabba the Hutt-Piglet

realizing NONE of those characteristics of hers were meant to swim...

...& here she is, not only on a boat surrounded by water,

but in a "life vest" that doesn't save anything if it slips off...!
 

What's the ONLY thing that can save her?

 

 

*as in  My Model Sister: 

Striking my favorite pose

(without ruining her nails;)

 

Happy Birthday Bud.

Obrigado por vir aqui em baixo apesar de tudo.

Amo-o.