Born With It

Let's face it.

 

Some of us looked like the Michelin Man when we were little...

 

&

 

then there's Amber. . .

 

 

 

Who looks more akin to the noble lineage of Farrah Fawcett

than any marshmallow descendant.

 

So where do you go from Farrah?

 

Oh you know, just other major royally famous + powerful women:

 

English Royalty:

 



Queen 'Ambie' Boleyn:

 

 

 

                       ... & some other poser:                      

                              

 



Hollywood Royalty:

 

 



  Sofia Coppola

 

& her doppelganger:

  .|` .|` 1 Little 2 Little Coppola Indians.. .|` .|`

 



(Yes Sophia, That is exactly HOW many people

have seen your movies that aren't "Marie Antoinette.")

((but i don't think Amber going 5 times counts))

 

(Yes Amber, we know you were "Karen O" to a handful of hipsters

in Greenwich Village, but to the rest of the world you were an Indian gypsy)

 

  

Elegant Jordan Royalty:

 

Queen Rania of Jordan:   

...and another Queen of the Collar Bones:

 

 

Uh oh,

did somebody grab a sash AND broach

 

just to compensate/keep up with Ambie's darling factor?

i  Pienso que si !

 

 

Poor Queen Rania~

don't be upset!

 

                ...Because Ambie even beats you at that look too:  

(What?! So what if I gave Amber's skin the La Toya treatment just

to match Rania's a little bit for this case in point)

 

So where does our birthday bride go from that 'genetically tough road' of growing up as the mirror images of such chic, classy women?

 

 

Oh, just the ultimate hybrid of them all:

 

 

That's what happens when you find your king.

 

Check.

Mate.