Why didn't Whistler Paint THIS?!

His loss.

You Said It !

Compiled @ Amber's 2008 mod birthday by guests in attendance:
[ http://britpopvsmod.blogspot.com/ ]

Top Ten Ways You Know You’ve Spotted Amber if:
1. “You see some cute girl, wearing a cute dress and hat, while doing some cute little dance.”

2. “You are overwhelmed by her hot sexy dance moves.”

3. “You see a flowered vintage dress over black lace stockings, topped with a pinstriped waistcoat, and gold chains with a jaunty cap upon her head!”

4. “There are at least 5 naked male models drooling behind a sexy brunette in a darling hat and peacoat.”

5. “While in Sweden, you stumble across a one-person anti-child-vampire-porn protest.”

6. “There is a Brit Pop birthday a ragin’ and it’s not Mitch’s.”

7. “You see a lass with a big smile on her face and dark locks of hair topped of by a sparkling flapper's headpiece.”

8. “It’s Mary-Kate! No- it’s Ashley Olsen! Wait- It’s Amber!! The girl they both copy anyways.”

9. All you see is a purse moving, but no body behind/around it because it’s bigger than the person carrying it.

10. “There is some band you’ve never heard of playing as you read this.”
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Comment now! Now ! Now!

operators are not standing by.
so don't wait for them.

Di Hard Friends

When Amber met Diane . . .


It was love at first comediane:




Do you Demetri Martin?

Heckyes! & Michael Ian Black!

Taco Party?!

Oh Mommy, i just peed my pants.

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And the rest is herstory. . .

"Lesbifriends" - Anon. 2009

-BUT WAIT-

Who would play these 2 in the movie of their lives?

How about:

&

Becuz one is always 1/2 naked on the floor, and the other directs everybody.


Kidding!

How about:

Miss Coppola & Le Material Girl








Pourquoi one makes beautiful art, and the other sports American Apparel wkout outfits better than Chrissy on 3's Company whilst Madonna copies her.
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[Do you have Amberlicious photos that prove you're tighter than tight?
Ever wonder who would play you in the movie of Lovamber&Shirley?
Then send us your pics now!]

Happy AMBERday ! ! !

Check out the streamers on this one:
(i'm talkin about the bike sickos)

So pathetic when posers try to immitate Amberfection...
(yes, that's Amber+perfection)

Ahem...Somebody should turn this faucet OFF. It's been done before. Beat it lady.

We know you are havin a rockin' birthday in Wales, Miss Pretty in Pink

(So sad when babies get sloshed & lose a shoe...

cuz they're extra tiny / harder to find)

Happy Birthday to our favorite wild & crazy girl !
(no, not your doppleganger lodestar)

Congratulations on completing 1 of your most eventful years yet-

And we can't wait to see what the next one brings!!

[I think pippy long socks here is telling you:

The opporunities are W I D E open]

[As wide as her . . . heart]

[[no matter what day it is!]]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBIE
FROM ALL OF US~!

(Minors and Legal)

Each step you've taken in life has led up to this point. Not by mistake, not by coincidence, nor mere obligation to the chronology of time. Everything you've done has only increased the depth to which your sling shot of experience is pulled. And ready to fire.

The only question is where you want to fly...

...Watchout World Here Comes the Sun.

And she is locked & loaded

Happy ThanksAmber Everybody ! !

We are ThankFul For the Ambie Who....
Hits the dancefloor w/ us:

Helps us get ready for church:

Takes us for long walks in secret parks:

Plays the Black/White Swan better than Natalie Hershlag:

Is our Mary Poppins twin:

Gets rid of anyone ruining the family picture:

Happy ThanksAmber!!

Amber's New Best Friend: Diane!

Yes, that Diane.(cuz one can never have too many famous Diane friends...
Cannon? Check. Click here 
Keaton?.....Double Check)

No, that was not an earthquake today--
It was just the supernova meeting of these two icons:

Diane: Are we wearing almost the same thing?...
Amber: [[Yes, *but not in the stalker sense; just the separated at birth sense, my beloved sweet Woody Allen Muse]]

Amber: uh...IT'S OKAY~! I'm your doppleganger!!

Diane: Oh goood, good, I thought I was gonna have to call the cops Again.

Amber: No, no, let's not resort to that schadenfreude, shall I get your number to discuss Tolstoy, turtlenecks, and Tennyson?

Diane: How alliterative of you- you meant turtlenecks at the beach, right?

Amber: Oh, of course. That's my favorite swimsuit too- with gloves if i could!

Diane: Okay, you've been reading those fan magazines. . .

Amber: No, it's for my job, I just naturally gravitate to victorian style and love your sense of je ne sais ...prude .

And then the earth caved in.

Happy Nov@@rica Everybody~!~!

That's Right-


Just when NovAmber couldn't get any better-



It goes & collides like an eclipse w/ NovAarica in a massive supernova 'o Awesome!


Behold, the other birthday girl this month w/ rockin style:
(...which she gets from her NY Aunties;)

No, literally, have you opened up your nyc bday pkg or what?!

That is, if she's not too busy starring in Sterling Knight movies, or changing the world with her award winning Reflections films. . .

Happy Birthday @@rica!

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/popwrap/paul_wesley_QKgB4TJuXWkG787fMUH8TJ

Forget Kitty wants some candy*

[* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuOc62x9cCc ]


Kitty wants some SLEEPY!!

Exhibit A: Even the coveted feather toy gets batted away in fRawwwRstration at this moment of exhaustion.

To quote one of Ambie's favorite poets...

"Pooour pussy.

Pooour pussycat."

-Right Said Fred

And U Thought Sunday Was Good*...(11/14)

*No really, you did: Congratulations to everyone who made Amber's Sunday blog (11/14/10) the ALL-TIME Highest viewed post! We see you like your 2 scoops 'o Ambie, BUT...

Betcha didn't know our birthday girl was polish'...

'prone to becoming one w/ any unsuspecting pole.

No uptown 1 train is safe.

Kitty wants some candy

Uh.. hellow... when i grow up, i want to be a cat:

[Note: That is a real cat. Not taxidermized. And I'm sure all animals involved were hurt]
[[Hurt, as in; offended it was put next to Ambie in this photo, which is about as rotten luck as standing next to halle berry on the red carpet.]]

No really...
See my ears? I mean, couture "hat" I bought in England?

(Yes, and "tasers" are just misunderstood sparkle wands)

Kitty wants some candy~ rrrrRRRAWR!!!

[Clueless people click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuOc62x9cCc ]

You're Welcome

Inside the mind of a Serial Dresser

Why? Why? Whyyyy? would a girl this hot chooooose the boy george look!?
(Even Rpatts looks befuddled by this trend, and he's seen them all!)
Let me break it down for you:
1) She sees the iconic Woody Alan film, "Annie Hall"(& adopts Diane Keaton as her new Katherine Hepburn)

2) To us, the ignorant, it looks about as graceful as this clown ensemble:

To Amber, it looks like this in her head:


3) Years later, it trickles down to the peasants like Britney & Gwen...

Sorry Girls, 

This hottie rocked the femme fatale britpop tie first:

 Me-OW~!

And vuola!

Another "WTF/ androgenous fashion foward look?" becomes prêt-à-porter to the masses...

Or in other words: You've been Amber'd*.

[*A look so ahead of its time, the individual steamrolling it is seen as an anachronism, and often ostracized at the moment, before the world copies it years later.]

Just please Amber don't go for this look anytime soon:

Old School Ambie

Move over Christie's! It's time for some priceless, never before seen, works of art from the Ambie Archives!!

{Pedophiles Stop Drooling}
{{You're a couple decades too late}}
"Gonna Catch Me A Man with This Net" (The Farm, VA. c.1982)

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And now ladies & genltemen, a rare print from the Ambie Archives we call:

"The first and last time Amber ever stepped foot inside a McDonald's"

...Clearly, she'd rather eat her own finger than a happy meal.

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It really transcendentalizes our notions of Americana, and captures the essence of our young Joan of Arc here, don't you think?

(hmmm...how did the parents not see 10yrs of Vogue collecting above this one's closet?)

Gratuitous Hot Shots - Part Deux!!

Hot Shots of Amber !!!!!!

La La La

Hot Shots of Amberrr





LA La Laaaaa





{That's my new song. It's gonna be a big big hit.}

"Hail Atlantis!"
-Donovan