No! I'm not wearing my pajamas!
And I've been taking lessons from my friends' kids
Like how you can brush your hair with food
Look how happy this one is to be near me
And why yes, we do have this one in a bar
I learned babies love bars
I think that's what this was telling me.
And I'll teach about candy + hygiene and how candy should come before & after it.
And I already know about eating right.
Stephen Covey taught me about that.
And I'll only buy the sexiest toys for my babies.
3 comments:
You are going to be the BEST mom. Interested in being a Godmother?
You are well on your way to being an AWESOME mom! About the pajama thing: For some reason, It's way hard to get out of your pajamas when most of your day consists of wiping (noses, bums, counters, etc.) My best advice for you is to sleep in a sweatsuit or something that resembles clothing, then you won't be embarrassed when the UPS guy drops something of at 3pm and you still haven't brushed your teeth. Not that it's ever happened to me.
-Nancy
these are all your illegitimate children. i'm onto you.
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