So I stole a baby because it's Christmas and all
Di was super happy
Because as you can see I got a really good one
Right away we knew he was a match because he was so graceful
It took a little while for Little Stewie to adjust to us
But then I guess he figured, why fight it?
And did you know babies love red wine?
Um, Di?
Hey, Di?
I'm pretty sure that's illegal. . .
Sunday, December 14, 2008
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So you finally update your blog, and just when we were getting over you stealing laffy taffy, you go and STEAL A BABY! What's wrong with you Arrow wants to know! That's not right. NO YOU DI INT!
i knew you loved babies. next you'll be blogging about old ladies.
oh amber, promise me that one day when i have a malnourished baby of my own, you will be the auntie that puts red wine in it's bottle, and terrifies it with horror stories and empty (-or are they?-) threats.
also... i got some LAFFY TAFFYS from you in the mail yesterday! and i am even more in love with you! i'm going to go stalk your facebook now, and drool over your perfect body. i am a creep, and a perverted one at that, but your body is DIVINE.
my mom shook me as a baby and i turned out just fine.
Well it's not illegal if it's a blood relative.
I'd steal that baby too. His thighs are amazing.
Did you get access to the secret society blog? I'm not the gatekeeper--so if you haven't, I will follow up. I think admission includes having to steal Robert Pattinson's virginity but I'm pretty sure I can get you a discount cuz we're friends.
XOXO
I met a girl who has a friend who dated Robert Pattinson.
I swear! She came to my house for a party. I wish I knew her better.
She was a friend of Kathleen's.
Just found out tonight!
You guys don't understand. Our baby was throwing punches left and right. I was defending myself! See the 2nd photo?...Check out our child's left hook. Its a miracle I survived.
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