Sunday, December 14, 2008

What'd You ask for for Natal?

So I stole a baby because it's Christmas and all



Di was super happy



Because as you can see I got a really good one



Right away we knew he was a match because he was so graceful



It took a little while for Little Stewie to adjust to us



But then I guess he figured, why fight it?



And did you know babies love red wine?




Um, Di?



Hey, Di?



I'm pretty sure that's illegal. . .

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

So you finally update your blog, and just when we were getting over you stealing laffy taffy, you go and STEAL A BABY! What's wrong with you Arrow wants to know! That's not right. NO YOU DI INT!

Mitch said...

i knew you loved babies. next you'll be blogging about old ladies.

kieren said...

oh amber, promise me that one day when i have a malnourished baby of my own, you will be the auntie that puts red wine in it's bottle, and terrifies it with horror stories and empty (-or are they?-) threats.

also... i got some LAFFY TAFFYS from you in the mail yesterday! and i am even more in love with you! i'm going to go stalk your facebook now, and drool over your perfect body. i am a creep, and a perverted one at that, but your body is DIVINE.

Bek said...

my mom shook me as a baby and i turned out just fine.

AM said...

Well it's not illegal if it's a blood relative.

Jenna Theobald Broadbent said...

I'd steal that baby too. His thighs are amazing.

Did you get access to the secret society blog? I'm not the gatekeeper--so if you haven't, I will follow up. I think admission includes having to steal Robert Pattinson's virginity but I'm pretty sure I can get you a discount cuz we're friends.

XOXO

Anonymous said...

I met a girl who has a friend who dated Robert Pattinson.
I swear! She came to my house for a party. I wish I knew her better.
She was a friend of Kathleen's.
Just found out tonight!

Di said...

You guys don't understand. Our baby was throwing punches left and right. I was defending myself! See the 2nd photo?...Check out our child's left hook. Its a miracle I survived.