Guys, you know what's delicious and disgusting?

Note: vegetarians and CT. residents might want to skip this one








But seriously, do you know what's delicious and disgusting?







Fish with their heads still attached




Hey look, I have a line too that I won't cross (you thought I didn't draw any type of line/boundaries, that's just ridiculous)



This:

Not so delicious but still disgusting



This:

Very delicious and probably very disgusting





And while we're discussing food, I'd like to say that

I'd get the 'meat sweats' here Any day




But d'ya know what's delicious and Not disgusting?

My breakfast everyday. (Remember when I told you about my delicious and not disgusting breakfast? I took a photo just to show you/make you jealous - sorry I'm a jerk)

Guys, I'm not as smart as I look

So I'm in Greece (NOT Santa Fe)

and I want to prove I'm there but feel silly asking people to take my photo... and I also have a Gem (sweater) of a Camera and decide I'll take some awesome self-timed self portraits...









except I forget that I'm an idiot











And when I FINALLY finally get it right...




I forget my pants.


There was actually more than one time when I thought, "Gee, I wish I had pants on..." But those are other stories children, and nanny is very tired right now.

Guys, I realized where I fit in in the Universe

(it was so apparent, how did I never see it before?)





+PLUS+






=EQUALS=







Well, obviously


I'm Patsy









I mean, we were always getting ourselves into heaps of trouble...






And there were constant, "Don't do that, no, don't do that" being thrown at us




Dahlings, I'm so happy I finally found a TV show that I'm proud to call my life

Because I was getting tired of all those Ugly Betty comparisons.

I'll tell you one thing

I would NOT want to be locked up here overnight

Guys, Greece isn't just fun and games

Um, notice anything unusual here?





Really?

How about now?





Yeah, that's right, we were about to get attacked by a giant pink seagull





I'm serious, this thing will mess you up







Unless you happen to be super fantastic (IE just really really brave) and then it's totally cool

Guys, I am tired, I am weary, I could sleep for a 1,000 yrs

Maybe I should stop waking up at 5AM? Maybe.

But first thing's first...

Where to begin. . .

I guess I could start with the beginning and me all milky white


and fast forward to the end


Where I was tan enough to make my teeth "Appear" white

Guys, guess what I did yesterday?

Why weren't you there?!

Guys, you're all invited to Greece

This is my hotel lobby - Come on!

Guys, i didn't want to love Greece as much as I do... It's my duty as a good friend now to share it.
All you have to do is get to Mykonos (I'm at the Mykonos Blu Hotel) and you can stay in my huge room. I won't be able to hang out but who cares about me when u have this island!? And don't EVEN get me started on the food.
So just gmail me and i'll give you my room #.

Ahem, I'm esp. talking to you, UK mates. It'll be SO much better than any other time you were here!

Guys, I added so much to my last post you'll have to just re-read that until I make up new 'memories'