Another one of the 7 Awesome Habits of Highly Awesome People...

I eat my 4-5 servings of fruits/vegetables (but mostly vegetables because I'm extra awesome like that) Every DAY. If I keep this up I'll be ready for a repeat of the 1K I ran a while back. Remember that day? I was so special.

. . . . Best day of my life . . . .

Note the Rock Star in sunglasses who finished the race super fast, ran back to find me and re-ran the end of it just to give me support.


OK, maybe I stole the idea about the Vegetables Everyday from someone - but I'm sure they're fine with it because I think they stole it from the this place called the FDA.

Oh don't even tell me you haven't been waiting for this:

It all started with a shelf. . .



Which made this thing (AKA my bedroom) look sooooo good looking:



maybe you'd have to have seen my room before to get the true beauty of THIS one:




I mean, I don't want to brag but this is what happens when you read "7 Awesome Habits of Highly Awesome People"



you don't tell ME you don't like Mexican folk art/décor...

OK, maybe you don't but that just means you're racist.


OK, but here's the Real reason we're all friends:

Why yes, that IS a commemorative doll plate.
It's in honor of my Grammy - yeah, that's right, so you can take back all things you just thought.

And yes she is supposed to give you nightmares.

Seriously? It might be illegal to look this good...

It's a good thing the roads closed and we couldn't go to Canyons that day - we'd be lookin' so darn hot we'd get arrested.

Guys, look at all the Spirit Children I made. . .

My children come in all sizes and clothing persuasion.



Do you like my little one's hat?




Ok, fine, I didn't make them alone, I might have had help form this magical couple (they are SO good at baby making):

This is how I want my pets:

All gangsta like and stuff. And maybe even camouflage.

Hey guys, bet you didn't know I had a TV Show

Hola! Me llamo Ugly Betty.


Listen! I've been thinking about this for a while and I'm not trying to brag but I swear I'm Ugly Betty. I could make a list of all the obvious, smaller similarities - but here are the 2 most important: we're both clumsy and awkward but sort of blindly so (I rarely think I'm as awkward as I look or actually am).
Case in point:




AND we both have work friends from the UK, who work on the fashion side, who have a heart of gold. . .

... who can hold down their liquor, who we tell everything to, who makes coming to work a joy, and I swear my Girl could hold her own against Ricky Gervais Any day. Oh my gosh - am I even making sense anymore? I'm not, huh? Oh no - I'm not Ugly Betty, I'm Jerri Blank:

"I stole a TV."

Blah blah blah, i know some of you don't WATCH television, some of you are rolling your eyes at my cultural references, and some of you Only watch "Shameless" so these pedestrian examples are lost on you. [Note: "Shameless" is a really good show and if they showed it here that's all I'd watch too]

Highlights from New Years

This is who I spent New Year's with. . . It kind of reminded me of an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."




Oh Come On! How perfect that they call an elevator a 'Lift' and that this Lift had a Family name on it. You can just see how excited we all were by this.





Since I'm American and I Love guns this is where I got to sleep. It wasn't far from the MacKenzie house.




In the UK, this is ART.

Can someone please explain this?

Right - so it starts off normal enough. Mich has an itchy hook on her dress she wants cut off so we borrow a pair a scissors and get to work at cutting her dress up...





I don't even remember falling or jumping or leaping or whatever the heck I'm doing. But aren't the British soooooo civilized? Even through this crazy, wild stunt of ours, the cup of tea remains unshaken and not fazed in the least by our American, uncouth behavior.