Guys, babies hate to sleep

But I don't care.

That just means I get to spend more time with this wee one.

And watch a gorgeous sunrise.

Sign me up.

Seriously? It might be illegal to look this good...

It's a good thing the roads closed and we couldn't go to Canyons that day - we'd be lookin' so darn hot we'd get arrested.

Highlights from New Years

This is who I spent New Year's with. . . It kind of reminded me of an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."




Oh Come On! How perfect that they call an elevator a 'Lift' and that this Lift had a Family name on it. You can just see how excited we all were by this.





Since I'm American and I Love guns this is where I got to sleep. It wasn't far from the MacKenzie house.




In the UK, this is ART.

Can someone please explain this?

Right - so it starts off normal enough. Mich has an itchy hook on her dress she wants cut off so we borrow a pair a scissors and get to work at cutting her dress up...





I don't even remember falling or jumping or leaping or whatever the heck I'm doing. But aren't the British soooooo civilized? Even through this crazy, wild stunt of ours, the cup of tea remains unshaken and not fazed in the least by our American, uncouth behavior.

guess where I am?

OK - I'll give you awesome clues and whoever guesses correctly will get $1 (USD) or £1 (GBP) . . .or another prize to be determined by Me at a later date.



(oh come on! this is art - this is amazing stuff!)



(brother/sister duo? or something much much more complicated? i don't even know)

Le Wedding, part 2: things I poached

I took these from innocent flickr friends:



I think everyone was thinking,"who knew Niall was so deeply romantic and sensitive..." But I knew all along of course. Seriously, I think we were all in tears after this.





You know the best part? she Always looks like this (IE really good).

Le Wedding, part 1

If i could have a million photos from this day it still wouldn't be enough. You know when your first baby is born and you're crazy busy giving birth and being worried that it won't be pretty enough and everyone will be like: blah, that's the best your DNA could do? But then a few weeks later you see photos and you're like: hey my baby is kind of cute to me I want a million photos of this baby... well, that's how I felt. But in this case the part-Me-DNA-life-form is the reception NOT the hot couple (as you can see below - they didn't need any of my help at being pretty)




The red-eye effect was done intentionally to show the supressed wicked nature of the couple and by 'wicked' I mean wicked-awesome.






Remember when Modern Bride turned their noses at my "White Stripes" cake b/c "No one would want that. . . " Well look what happens when I get my way. . . Awesome-ness!






What? This is allowed - I looked it up.

A hint of what's to come. . . .

Sometimes it's hard to take me seriously when I say, "this is the happiest day of my life. . . " - but not on this day.






Is that a double negative? Does that confuse people? I know it caused a whole mess of trouble on the last episode of "It's Always Sunny..."

Those crazy UK kids. . .

They call a bachlorette party a "Hen Night."





So naturally I got Mich cat ears b/c cats eat hens.

It's about that time...

Speaking of time, what am I going to do with mine after this weekend?

No, it's cool, this is work related. . .

But, seriously - guess where I'll be in 1 week. . .

In honour of recent, happy events, I give you this. . .

Did you know if you put something on ebay and label it with "Ms. Havisham" I'll buy it? (Theory has just been proven correct) Which is funny. Sort of. I guess I'm desperate to get married and then be a bitter, jilted bride who spends the rest of her life obsessed with revenge. But really, I just want to dance.