Happy Birthday to a Model Sister- Literally!

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with the PERFECT model of a sister?

 

Allow me to expound. . .

 

Exhibit A)

There's Jabba the Hutt (left) & then there's Amber (right) :

 

Exhibit B)

There's the love child of Quasimodo+Sloth (left)

& then there's majestic Amber (right) :

 

Exhibit C)

There's Piglet dressed as Richard Simmons (to Right) ,

AND THEN there's Amber (Left): 

 

Exhibit D)

There's flippin Cindy Crawford (AMBER) on my left,

... & then there's the drunken Kentucky Derby girl pretending she's royalty :

Exhibit E)

 

There's can't look at a camera Blinky McGee, & then there's AMBER:

 

Exhibit F)

There's the fat chipmunk trying to ruin a birthday candle wish

in the back,

& then there's magical as a unicorn + twice as enchanting Amber:

 

Exhibit G)

There's the short squaty Tasmanian Devil  about to strike,

& THENNN there's Amber:

 

Exhibit H)

There's the started to model a pose that's been emulated by every Supermodel from Claudia Schiffer, to Kate Moss,

to Claudia again, to Twiggy,

ALL BEFORE she ate her Egg McMuffin by the age of 2. 

 

 

Exhibit I)

You know, just the CLASSIC casual Supermodel pose

on the basketball court:

 

Exhibit J)

And who doesn't lounge in this 'Come Hither' kitty bare shoulder pose?

Ambie even beats the Pros at this one!

Speaking of out doing the pros...

Exhibit K)

 

Exhibit L)

Let's face it-

She basically makes these guys look like a bunch of hobos:

 

Exhibit M*)

So back to that Quasimodo-Sloth-Jabba the Hutt-Piglet

realizing NONE of those characteristics of hers were meant to swim...

...& here she is, not only on a boat surrounded by water,

but in a "life vest" that doesn't save anything if it slips off...!
 

What's the ONLY thing that can save her?

 

 

*as in  My Model Sister: 

Striking my favorite pose

(without ruining her nails;)

 

Happy Birthday Bud.

Obrigado por vir aqui em baixo apesar de tudo.

Amo-o.



It Happened

November 9th, 2012. . .

(top THIS Modern Bride! This is NOT a fake magazine photoshoot-
This is REAL)

 

Mississippi represented by the antlers (strewn over the Heim Family's 30+acres) and Johnny's favorite flower is Dogwood (center arrangement) :

No Guest Book ~ Just a Birthday Fortune Book for guests to denote their names upon the proper page:

 Assigned Table Seating cards for each guest betwixt french doors of photos:

 In lieu of place cards ~ hand picked books for each guest:

 Outside the Strawberry Fields Barn which held the ceremony + reception:

 String quartet prelude (and accompaniment for Ave Maria that was sung as bride entered)

 

 

Mr. & Mrs. Johnny Heim had their first dance.



 

Ever seen a life size doll?
 It looks like this:

 

 

 

Thanks to her trusty peineta

AND

Because she was marrying this:

 

While the rest of us looked like this: 

 

& this . . .

 

 

 

 

 

Check out All the crazy fun / order more photos HERE.



 

 

Other stellar photos compliments of Stacey Ann Ford's fb album HERE.

And our favorite Jenn Cook HERE.

 

and stay tuned as they embark into the next chapter of the fantastical adventure of life . . .

Thanks to a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

(that makes you see sideways, bcuz this blogsite won't publish it the right way!)

 

Guys, Let's get back to Me and Magic Man

In about 48 hours I'm going to make an honest man out of Magic Man (this is AM, not Monkey, in case there are any confused readers who think our family shares a little Too much).

And I can't wait for night hikes.

And family campouts (sleeping in a motel of course).

And for him to put his survival skills to use.  Like using an ax chopping with his right arm and left.  You try it - it's tough.  

 And most of all, all the yoga we are going to do on top of trees.