Guys, I had a Surprise Party Once

And my hot friends came.

Andrew+Michelle are hot but did not want to participate in our extra sexy photo.

Andrew+Michelle are so in love we had to pull them away from each other for 1 minute for a group shot re-do:

I decided to share my Surprise Party with my special, new friends Kylie Minogue, Racey Stace and J.Co.

I love love love how bossy Racey Stace is in this shot with Kylie Jenner:

The surprise got serious when I was handed a card and told to guess what my present was.

I never would have guessed that I would one day own my dream bike, but I was wrong because I now do own my dream bike.

Guys, let's go back to My Couple Favorito

This is Bek:

This is Kyle (using static electricity to style his hair):

This is what they look like as One:

This is what Bek and I look like together:

And this is what Kyle and I look like together:

We are great friends.

When we hang out Kyle likes to show off his muscles. . .

. . . and how long my hair is.

He also likes to test his hand-eye coordination:

Bek is cool with all this man-handling because of the loves he gives her after:

Everyone likes to give them their privacy, but not me.

Guys, get ready to be impressed

New BFF's Flaming Man and Stace (I like to call her grandma, because that's what her niece calls her) discovered they had something in common. And never in a million years would I have guessed what that was.

Here they are preparing for 'IT.'

No, it's not this:

But Racey Stacey did get a kick out of that.

So here we go . . .

But then Kyle would not stop.

And it got weird.

Guys, did I mention I'm in Love?

I'm in love with these two as a couple:

And separately:

My Persian Princess and her Flaming Man (you know, 'cause he's super hot) are like two healing gurus who fill you with love and peace. Even in super sketchy bars. On a Sunday.

Seriously, I woke up in a bad place on Sunday and by the end of the night it was the happiest day of my life.

I love when HotMan throws me around like last night's trash.

I mean, like a tiny footless doll.

(We had to do a re-do for modesty's sake.)

Bek is one lucky girl.

And Kyle is the luckiest *&^%$^&! ever to $*&%@ walk the earth

because he has a *&^#$ goddess for a GF.

Guys, it's me again

So the family had to pack up our house last week and along with the severe back pain we all have, there were some great discoveries.

This is a Christmas story where I look liked this:

(so you know who to picture through out this tale).

Christmas Eve 198_, the year the Cabbage Patch kid came out. My dad was out really late that night and when he came home I remember him telling my mom, in a proud but exhausted voice, "I got it."

The next day I got a gift with this nutzo-looking doll in it.

I half-heartedly said "Thank you."

I had no idea that this was the hottest toy of the year. Nay, the decade. I liked pretty dolls that looked like princesses, not thin-lipped, dimpled, yarny haired dolls.

My mom pulled me aside to tell me that this was a very expensive, in-demand doll and my dad went to a lot of work to procure one.

So naturally, I thanked him more profusely

and eventually asked for 2 more.

(As you can see, I had a type.)

My mom asked me if I wanted to keep them for my future children, but this pretty much decided their fate:

I was creeped out then and I am WAY more creeped out now.

Sorry dolls.

Now THIS is what I call perfect cross-pollination.

No wait, it's perfect synergy.

No, no forget all that -- it's a perfect symbiotic relationship.

YEAH, that's what it is.

Congratulations~!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND !

Amber acquiring a hat like this can only mean ONE THING......

Hint # 1) ....

Give Up?...
...
..
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CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE ROLE OF "FAGIN"

in the iconic movie

We are all so proud of you.

Guys, it's me, the real AM

Ok, I'll talk a break from Ambertines so my little Monkey can do whatever it is she likes to do with this place.

But she only gets this month of this year. It ends at 11/11.

In the meantime I will be HERE.

Happy Novamber: Ambekah style

Forget Brangelina.

This is a real love story...

This is what we call one hot piece of Ambekah :

You know how hanging out with some people is "just like Christmas?..."

Well mademoiselles & messieurs ~ I give you

EXHIBIT A) The requisite "I'm A STAR" pose

(cue Frank Sinatra's "The Lady's A Star" song here)

& Once Again~

The Larger Than Fireworks STAR JUMP pose reserved only for Christmas when I'm so excited baby Jesus is coming!! ...

(Yes, that is her leash in the corner, and that is what happens when she escapes)

AND NOW ~ Time For

EXHIBIT B) Her Best dance from "Gypsy" impression saved only for Christmas usually?......CHECK!

& Once Again ~

Her best Gypsy Dance impression live, in action, Christmas Morning:

{cue Gypsy music....}

"Mama doesn't care, mama's letting loose
Mama's got the stuff, mama's let go, mama, mama...."
(*NO REINDEER were hurt in the making of this shot)
((They were shot, stuffed, and painted gold before hand))

Yes, it is indeed "Christmas Morning" every time the super power known as Ambekah unite.

Would this birthday girl jump into ANYTHING with her partner in crime..?

Double Yes.

Who knows - They might just take the plunge!

Happy Novamber*.

((*if you have any incriminating photos of said birthday girl and yourself having way more fun than legally permitted, do tell - email the right sister and your tip will be kept anon))