Guys, do you know why I love America?

I love America because our kids are born like this

And our first President was hot

With the best posture ever

I LOVE good posture

So I decided to get an annual pass to Mount Vernon - Washington's home

because I'm patriotic and they had the best gift shop ever.

Ok maybe Washington wasn't hot but I would have let him adopt me.

We had so much fun playing on the grounds we forgot to see the house

Seriously - we skipped the main house. That's what the annual pass is for.

Stacey had to show me how to work on a farm

and I think I did splendidly