Then there was the day we rode the sleepy train

5:30PM



At first I thought it was just one side of the train




But then I saw this




I mean, sleeping didn't sound like a bad idea




The lady next to me was talking in her sleep as you can see

I did not want to waste time so I pretended to sleep but really just re-read lists I had made on my phone

Guys, I just don't know what to do with this

When I needed advice from my Monkey sister

So I was on location in My Dream Land (as you can see)



my head was spinning with where to start and what to bring home



then I got these sweet words of adivce from my dear sister:

Subject: yes child,
To: ambertines

i hear your retail prayers;
hush now, don't you cry,
U have a full week, and whatever you don't have time for, may just be best for the wallet.
So take it in at first,
evaluate, prioritize,
Seriously prioritize, No- 2 of basically the same thing, not allowed!
Then tap that $#*t like it's the Supermarket Sweepstakes meets Sabado Gigante under a drug sting.

Look, I don't just write about cats

There's taxidermied cats!



No, no, no, I enjoy all animals, esp the taxidermied (is that a word?) ones




ohhh, even better - my fake taxidermied friends


i love things that look like taxidermy but are not


This little one was especially special



Don't get me wrong - I also like live animals

in cages



no - i meant live animals that are huge



i also like animals that are clean and tidy



i also like animals in places they shouldn't be




and i Love when the animal hasn't been born yet




or after they were born and they die

they look so pretty



and i love when animals are recreated via art




but my favorite is when an animal isn't an animal but a human

NY Kitties do take the cake

Here's why NY cats are the best though:


look at that clean coat - even I'd almost pet that thing





they know how to use modern communication





they're so arty





they don't apologize for watching Dating in the Dark





and they make gosh darn good orange pillows.

Did you know I went to clean my bed off last night and at 6AM i was finally ready to sleep. but my bed looked so good i didn't want to disturb it so i slept on top of the covers hoping not to disturb my masterpiece.



i was feeling sad about how haggered i looked and then i saw this

and i felt ok about life.

Guys, do you know what i really love. . . ?

. . . .A Fine Italian Cat



Everyone wanted to bring one home






I couldn't decide which one I wanted





gross





And what's better than a Fine Italian Cat? Fine Italian Cat Art



This was a lovely piece that obviously resembles Di + Me