Seasick Yet Still Docked

In Honor of this boy's birthday

(technically yesterday)


I went to see The Moz

at Webster Hall


there's really no relation


between the two



except they both claim to relate to:
"Wish I had the charm to attract the one I love
But you see, I've got no charm"





yeah right. like either of had problems attracting the ones they want and don't want.

don't you hate it when successful friends claim they didn't get the one the they wanted and that some girls are fatter than others? (it's OK mom, I'm just trying to fit in all the Morrissey-related lyrics I can into one sentence).


so like i was saying. . .



. . . i forgot.




All I know for sure is, my sister really likes one of these guys

and it's not the one who was born on May 22nd (just had to bring it back to Ash one more time before March ends).

You're ALL welcome

It's still March . . .

So ash wrote something about:
"Cease & desist"
But I don't speak latin so i'm still gonna talk about March Madness

I just want to show how adorable my sister is whether drinking and telling me to stop taking photos [above]

OR

Eating and looking tan [below]



what can i say - she's my #1 and I think she looks good in these photos (you hear that Monkey?!)

We Made it to Today

The Day the Greatest Aunty was Born

I admit - she's the favorite


The one who loves Blur

Or being Blurry


Allyson's Best Friend


The one who brought Sexy Back to Halloween

and the Pizza Parlor we ate at


This girl

you know her?
She's funny
and
she likes candy/ sweets

more than puppies

and if you're lucky she'll leave a voicemail so funny you'll cry while sitting at your desk at work


thanks baby monkey
for making me cry

Hey guys, It's ON in 1 month

New Year.
New Show...
Be There To See What's Been clawing to get out...

THURS APRIL 16, 2009...10pm SHARP.
Arlene's Grocery....95 Stanton, nyc.

just waiting to explode like the Devil's chariot to Hades.
...Buckle your seatbelts kids, this ain't the same ride.

www.Ashley1st.com
www.myspace.com/Ashley1stBand

And don't forget

It's my brother's birthday too!

for the next 5 minutes!

Let's all be Grateful

That it's Ash's Birthday & that I have such nice ladies who look over me.

Thank Goodness I have a Monkey

Because she sends me things like this (on the meanest day of my life) and makes me happy I Didn't give up on life curling up in a ball, sucking my thumb talking about the Golden Years.


Subject: That's How Cold It is

Ok, today's not bad. But u know it's cold when even the trees can't take it!

Guys, I started dreaming of work

Thank goodness Monkey keeps me sane with her choice messages:




From: EMAIL@Monkey.com

Subject: Screwlight Savings tomorrow-

. . . as in, we lose 1 hr.
Set your clocks.
Oh wait, your iPhone automatically does that?
Does your iPhone automatically tell you when the next American Apparell sale is, on the way to The Strand Books, and what the best route to go is on your vespa?...No, it won't? Not until you match your helmet to your skinny jeans?
Oh phew.
tell your iPhone automatically to tell me where the last golden ticket is...
oh wait, it's in my mouth.

Man I'm slipping

But you know I stopped being a real friend/ family member to everyone not just Le Blog.

But let's get back to what's important




It's birthday month.

and yesterday was not only birthday month but also birthday Day to this guy

I know, because I was there


Then let's not forget the our own little Monkey

Hey I'll give you one cookie if you tell me how old she'll be


Also I'll give you a cookie if you can do this

and by 'this' i mean - be a Another March Birthday Person

Inspiring story from Monkey

"I got all the way up to my office this morning and saw No Scarf hanging on my purse!
I set my purse down / turned computer on (so it looked like a bathroom break) and ran back to retrace my steps!
[U know it's 16degrees today - kinda need the scarf]

Hurled myself back into the cold, around the construction, around the off-limits falling ice street corner, all the way up back to the subway stop - i even brought my metro card, ready to re-swipe & scour the underbelly of wall street for my soft pink scarf Amber gave me - I gallop to the corner subway stop and what do i see perched like a lost kitten on the green staircase rail all by its lonesome?....
Scarfy!
Best Birthday Miracle ever!! You bet i hugged it tighter than the pink suitcase upon return from the Boston train yards [note to reader: I guess she lost her fave suitcase in Boston - i'm a bad sister and didn't know this story], and people clapped, and doves flew overhead carrying a huge happy "The End" banner.

I love New York.
-A

Or maybe i just love the fact that i work off Wall Street, and there's no way my shabby chic Lucky Brand scarf was ever in danger unless it was Hermes."

Guys, Ash found my blog & turns out she has a potty mouth

"you rat monkey dastard.
Here are Worthy pisces causes to blog:
Mar 4 Xan
Mar 4 Nuevo
Mar 5 JW
Mar 7 BF
Mar 8 HM
Mar 10 Ben
Mar 15 Brother
Mar 17 Kiren ichiban, Adam
Mar 19 The Intern (for ol times sake)
Mar 21 A
Mar 26 Beast
Mar 28 A, K, Mike
(cuz i know how special these people are to you)
....and somewhere in there is Johnny
Go.
unless you Like waking up w/ 1 eybrow...
was that a mispelling?...
no, because i shaved the other 'e' off."


So I guess she knows people who were also born in March - but I think she's my favorite.

Uh oh - it's that time of year again

You know what I'm taking about