Do you know my Halloween dream costume?

I haven't done it yet b/c it requires I have a child and preferably a boy so I don't emotionally mess up my little girl. . . But I wear an empire-style, early 19th c. dress and I dress my boy as a mini French (don't argue, even if he was born in Corsica that's still considered part of France) dictator and we're Josephine and Napoleon. Ideally he'll have black hair that I can gel back.
Does it smack too much of Buster and Lucille?





Here's Di and I doing our best Napoleon and Josephine impersonation.

I know, you all think I'm in love with Mich. . .

... and maybe I am, I mean come on! Look how pretty she is on her wedding day - in a track suit!



Mich and I had a long hypothetical conversation (Ashley calls them the Amber-questions and she means that in the least endearing way possible). . .How much would someone have to pay you a year to wear a track suit everyday. I think I said no amount of money and I think she said like £20,000 (although the £ goes a lot further than the $ it still didn't seem like that much).

Those crazy UK kids. . .

They call a bachlorette party a "Hen Night."





So naturally I got Mich cat ears b/c cats eat hens.

Who wants to see my Halloween costume?

I'm going to be "In the Navy!"










P.S.
Who knew the lyrics were so touching?

"Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive...
...In the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland..."

You know what guys,

'Snakes on a Plane' just isn't a good idea if you watch it alone.

Who wants to meet A Simpson?

This Must be what I look like b/c Matt Groening never lies...

It's about that time...

Speaking of time, what am I going to do with mine after this weekend?