Do you know my Halloween dream costume?

I haven't done it yet b/c it requires I have a child and preferably a boy so I don't emotionally mess up my little girl. . . But I wear an empire-style, early 19th c. dress and I dress my boy as a mini French (don't argue, even if he was born in Corsica that's still considered part of France) dictator and we're Josephine and Napoleon. Ideally he'll have black hair that I can gel back.
Does it smack too much of Buster and Lucille?





Here's Di and I doing our best Napoleon and Josephine impersonation.