Guys, let's just wrap up this Miami business

 1. You need to know that in Miami, you will dance all night long because it's the city where the heat is on   

I think we have Mr. World Wide to thank for that.

Or the new Step Up movie.

Or the crazy runway shenanigans.

So much dancing on the runway.  

Even the dragons were dancing.

Listen, I didn't go it, but I did stop long enough to snap a picture.

I DID however go into this store and contemplated bringing home an alligator.

I had to dress up for the fashion shows.

But I made sure I always had a bathing suit underneath in case I fell into a pool.

Although this gem of an outfit was neither fashion show ready nor swimming pool ready.  It was Walgreens at 3AM ready.

Really, I wanted to dress up like this lady.  She was in a suit Everyday.  

And it was hot.  Such discipline.

Hey, is that baby Kate Moss?  Only way taller and fatter?

Yes.

I said it.

Fat.

But by fat I mean curvy hot.

I loved her.

Guys, Did I Mention the Food?

Cause there was a ton of food.

Almost too much food.

Now I feel bad.

There was the night we ordered more food than humanly possible to eat.  

Don't worry - we threw it all away.

There was this classic, where the guy next to me what 'he' did to piss me off, assuming I was a runaway bride who ditched my man at the alter for tacos.

This was the start of a night that I don't quite remember but all you need to know is that it involved pan de bono and that Columbia might (relax! i said 'might') have Brazil beat on pan/pao.

Ah lunch. . . after the night we had (see above photo) we settled on imaginary air food and tea.  

At least I was drinking tea . . . 

Can you tell this slice was bigger than Di?

 Oh this was my healthy choice night.  

S'mores molten cake?  You're gosh darn right I ate that before stupid veggies.

This was when I ate alone.

You're welcome.

Guys, Bienvenido a Miami

Did I mention I went to Miami and Di came with?

That's why Lady Di was so happy and pointing all the time.

Yeah, no big deal, just covering Mee-a-mee Fashion Week. 

With my iPhone.  

No, those aren't my hands (I had nail polish on), but I did take thousands of photos and videos clips With an iPhone AND a real camera.  It's just how I do things.

As you can see, our room was Tiny.

It was only a tiny bit humid.

 And as you can see we were only a tiny bit thrilled to be there.

So I scoffed at the idea of Di renting an umbrella and slept in the sun (sans SPF).

 I got the worst sunburn of my life.

While Di rested in the shade and looked like this the whole time:

(Just super hot and cool at the same time)

Oh, did I mention we went out and did Miami RIGHT?

Cause we did.

Up to two times.

I think people thought we were on our honeymoon.

Guys, Wanna know something about My Lady DI?

She likes to do this:

But then again, so do I.

Guys, I've Never Been More in Love with a Website

This is the best thing to happen to the internet since AOL.

CLICK HERE FOR HAPPINESS

Guys, if this isn't cuter than a puppy than you're a liar

Guys, some things never change

Ah, work.  

You once made me farm strong and for that I am grateful.

And I knew I kept my homeless clothes for a reason:

But at least you gave me a waterfall in my office

 and you grew a forest on the roof just as Brigham Young predicted.

I may never leave you.

Guys, Best Face(s) Ever

We didn't even know she was doing these symphony of faces

I wish she would have continued 

 and not gotten all laugh-y and friend like.

But you know DC, she can't be secretly mean for too long.