OK, fine! I'll blog one more time

Guys, my new schedule is preventing me from doing important things like blog about myself.

Which is crazy cause I need to tell you about the time I followed a yellow brick road . . .


Yes, a psychedelic yellow brick road with my trusty smart phone and favorite bag

And there were poppies!

So many poppies

In two different indoor spaces

I wanted to lie down and take a nap

But alas, no time cause I had to celebrate this Kitten-Monkey's birthday

And in honor of her - I wore wild-cat-themed outfits all weekend

And play cat-themed games

Oh, you thought I was in Oz?

Oh no, we were here:

(don't look too close, mom)

The land of Performance Artists, of course

And old friends

And Mormons

[Ok, but seriously, how hot is Marie Osmond?!

You thought I was going to say Donny,

but come on! that goes without saying.]

Before. . .wondering if the elaborate poster will live up to its hype

After . . . and guess what - it was even better than you could ever imagine

There was seriously so much Art I kept asking, 'what am i in Paris?'

To which the answer was always 'Yes, yes you are.'

And furniture! I had to beg mom to not steal this scrabble-themed table.

I'm surprised (relieved) she didn't take it apart to play a few games.

And did I mention I wore my Blue Suede Shoes

in honor of Elvis and by Elvis I mean You.

NOTE: Although wearing your special hat from France seems like a good idea for a formal night on the town, it's not so great in this city because you will get meowed at by drunk and not so drunk people. Although Donny did grab my ears when he jumped on our table (after he high-fived Monkey and shook my hand) which was thrilling enough to be worth it.

Hey, did you ever see that movie The Hangover?

Me neither

but I think this is what it would have looked like:

Happy Birthday Monkey Sister!

Sorry I didn't devote the whole month to you like I normally do.

But its OK, cause turning 30 is no biggie, right?