It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

 How do I know this?

The Advent told me.

Which means it's time for our Holiday Open House in Our New House.

And THAT means, a night spent with loved ones.

And then THAT means, I get to see Bek + Her Hot Man.

 They are tres affectionate with each other.

And he is muy affectionate with me.

But really we both just have eyes for Bek.

 Too much?

Oh you just wait.

We were just getting started.

 Um, hello!  Can you just see how strong this man is!

He is literally picking both of us up at the same time.

But we weren't just there to take photos of each other.

We were there for the music too!

Little Monkey sister sang some sexy Christmas songs, 

which the people in the front row especially loved.

But then, just like old times, we got carried away with the camera and it turned into this whole thing.

Yep, that's magic. 

Auntie Grace brought Tata over and he was as spirited as ever.

And obviously we ended the night on a high note.

Guys, I like to Celebrate Christmas...

...With big crowds, just tons and tons of people.

So many people you can't walk at a normal pace.

Like when I went to see the Christmas lights 

at the Mission Inn with Bek and Her 'Man's Man' Boyfriend.

We were huddled together all night because of all the people, 

but I didn't mind 'cause they're so hot.

Then I went to Disneyland with another hot group of people, 

Chris and his sisters (and his mom too).

There were so many people they even had a parade of just people walking down Main Street.

Oh I guess Santa was in it too.

Guys, I'd watch more Soccer if it always looked like this:

Guys, who's camera phone is the Most Awesome?

Personally, I like mine the best.

Guys, All my Dreams Have Come True Now

You have certain goals you want to reach in your lifetime, milestones, things that matter and once you reach them you can say your life is complete.


One of those things happened last Tuesday.  

Bek and I went to Worship /Watch the Throne.   

Jay Z + Kanye West complete each other.

Jay Z + Kanye West compete me.  

First thing's first.   What to wear.

I wanted to go dressed like this:

But settled for a Kid Cudi look.

Bek and I did our requisite photo:

So necessary. So necessary. 

We made it to the Staples Center and decided to take our holiday photos now.

 We're going to merge then together so we look like a proper couple.

OK, forget us, back to the Mens.

Two stages and movies of Great White Sharks.

Yeah, minds were blown. 

Bek might have gotten mad when they played the same song 10 Times.

 But I was one of the people yelling, 'One more time!'

When they sang it 9 Times.

So you could say we disagreed on that one.

Dad snuck in and we both walked away with a piece of history.

I'll say it.

I wish they would have gone to 11.

Guys, sometimes I want to prove I'm not vain

So I let things like this get published online.

I'd rather look uglier online than in real life.

OK, OK, That's a lie, I just can't tell Di 'No.'

Guys, Am I fired as an American?

I just saw Joe Biden on TV and I realized I had no idea what he looked like!

He looks like this!

Weird, right?

I thought this guy was a news anchor or the white haired guy from Night Court.

OK, I know that sounds irresponsible. But can you blame me? Who cares what the VP looks like when you have a such a dreamy president.

Guys, I'm back from the East

And it looks like someone learned to love animals . . .

Guys, I have an awesome sense of direction

Well, I mean, I should say it's awesome to me, it might be average to you.

I hung out with my Persian Princess and her lovely friends and the night's activity was to show the importance of sight and sound when it comes to sense of direction.

What am I talking about?

I'll explain even more.

How we tested this was to wear headphones with loud music playing and put a bag over our head so it was pitch black. Then we were taken to a football field and told to walk in a straight line. We were given an iPhone with a GPS so everyone's walk was recorded.

I was the first to go so my route is the top left.

Impressive, huh?

My photos were probably the scariest that night

because I thought it would help to walk with one arm up.

I have no recollection of a kid being there.

I'm sure I beat her though.