Hey guys, guess what I like to do?

Oh, you know, just push people down the stairs.


it's true.


i did.


and her name was Di.


it's so convenient that she doesn't remember what happened.


i was just trying to re-create My Movie where the girl trips & falls down the stairs & goes through a window . . . I even worked it out so she dropped a bowl - it shattered & shards of that pierced her foot resulting in massive bleeding.
Who knew she was a hemophiliac?
Maybe she loves the Russian too?


You don't believe me?
You think I took to living in my dream world too seriously?


see! I'm not a total mentalist!

turns out she probably broke a rib.
and she can't breathe properly (do NOT make her laugh).
and her foot never stopped bleeding.
well, almost never
there's more but she can tell you about that

I sent that photo when we were in the ER to a my sisters & these were their responses:

"That should be the cover of a Precious Moments card. Copyright that sh*t & sell it to Hallmark. Send me a cut of the millions."

&




I feel like I can share this b/c Di was so brave about the whole thing & she looked so pretty through-out.


She also tried to steal her gown b/c it had everything she wanted in life:

blues
stripes
seagulls

I convinced her not to b/c it probably had the plague on it
oh, and it's dishonest and i hate people who steal


Anyway, children, it could have been worse you know



Now go to sleep, nanny, has more things to plan