Saturday, January 10, 2009

After I pushed Di down the stairs

I punched Monkey in the face





OK Fine

Maybe I'm not that sinister (Bek, do you still like me?).


Maybe Di fell down the stairs on accident (but the broken ribs & bleeding foot are real) & Maybe Ash had mouth surgery & I didn't cause any of it. [I'm not that cool]


And Maybe when I tell you I'll come over and take care of you, this happens:

I won't even fall asleep in my own clothes - I'll steal yours

9 comments:

Di said...

ambie ambie,

you've been the best nurse. i'm sorry i stole all you had to give and you had none left for ashley.

can you come help me out of bed now?

Bek said...

i'm really in love with you... like i need to repent over my love for you.

Frenchy Renee said...

no, seriously. She is stuck! Help her fluff a pillow!

Anonymous said...

it sounds like it's dangerous to be your friend.

Anonymous said...

if my monkey misbehaves, i might punch it too...

Anonymous said...

bek is amber's mike newton.

Di said...

Does that mean that I'm Edward? And Ashley is Jacob?

I win! I win!!

But wait, I thought I was Bella. Amber, are you a vampire? Are we gonna make a Humampire baby soon?

Anonymous said...

Sadist
somethings never change.
izzy

kristyn said...

I love all your twilight speak-- I just finished the series. Poor lil' Di-- she is Bella and her reward should be Edward (or someone of his caliber). And you deserve your love (aka Mr. Burns) for being such a great nurse.
I really want to come to NYC. Jon is probably going next month, but I don't think I will be able to go cuz of the bebe and stuff. I miss you guys. Tell Di to heal soon.