If you go to iTunes and write reviews on Ashley 1st I'll probably be the happiest shark-hater ever born. Think of it as the best Christmas present anyone could ever give to anyone ever (way better than anything you'd see on Gossip Girl).
I hope you guys don't read this silly blog and think: hey, this girl is OK, than meet me and think, "wha? this is NOTHING like the posts I read..." And THEN think: man, i don't like either of you. And vice-versa (IE: meet me, read this, than hate us both or even just hate us both right off the bat - although that seems more reasonalbe since I think we're actually the same person). And yes, I realize my punctuation is insonsistant - deal with it.
But on a lighter, happier note (I'm really not in a bad mood - it just seems that way when I write things when I'm annoyed and tired and grumpy). . . I wrote my new year's resolutions and all I can say is, this is IT - this is the big year we've all been waiting for... I'm going to teach myself to do the splits. [Note: this blog began when I told my sister about a friend's blog that would document her trying to do the splits - little by little everyday. My inspired sister suggested I create one that showed me NOT doing the splits little by little ...so now I'm just going to practice doing them privately everyday.]
And finally, Merry Christmas!
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just because i:
1. never posted. not even once.
2. gave up trying to rip my body apart. AND
3. still can't do the splits...
doesn't mean you can be an idea stealer. i'm pretty sure that creating a blog about documenting my splits progression is the same as a patent on the idea. so if you wanna make that your 2008resolution, go ahead. my prices have gone up but they are still surprisingly reasonable. so let's go, girl. i'll split you in half.
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