Guys, I know what my grave will say...

"Here lies a bittersweet bundle of misery."


although if you mentioned my dancing i'd be really happy - well, i guess since i'll be not alive it won't matter too much. and i Do want to be buried at Sea. . .


p.s.
I chose this photo to make you mad. ha!

I bent this with my mind

actually this is what we did to our forks after we ate pie in the park and just sat and talked. it's so telling about our personalities, right? guess which one is Mine.

So apparently I was in a smiling contet

i lost

Guys, I'm in a violent mood

Who wants to go to the movies?!

la vie libère ou meurt fort

See Di's face? This is how we ALL felt

If we only knew that it'd just get better and better . . .

Open your eyes & see -what we have made is real

A million lights are dancing
And there you are
A shooting star
An everlasting world
And you're here with me
Eternally

I've never wanted to be a blonde more

It just doesn't have the same impact when you have light brown hair

You know what they say, right?

Guys, it was a spiritual experince

Here's Diane getting all spiritualized

Let's get Spiritual. . . spiritual

i'm sorry. i couldn't resist.

A place where nobody dared to go. . .

The love that we came to know . . .
And now
Open your eyes and see
What we have made is real
We are in Xanadu!

What I did over my spring vacation:

I call her "She."

So I don't know about you guys, but . . .

I'm going to Scotland this October for 2 reasons:
1. To 'party serious' at the event of the year
2. To see if Nessie DOES exist. I have it all figured out. I'm going to the Loch Ness at sunset (if that's when sharks feed I don't see why it can't be the same time as a lake monster - he can't be better than those @&*$^%* sharks) and I'm going to cut myself on my leg so there's blood. Then I (the human chum) am going to swim straight out for 40 minutes. If nothing happens I'll swim back and declare the waters barren, but if I get eaten then I will have proven to everyone that Nessie's real.

In honour of recent, happy events, I give you this. . .

Did you know if you put something on ebay and label it with "Ms. Havisham" I'll buy it? (Theory has just been proven correct) Which is funny. Sort of. I guess I'm desperate to get married and then be a bitter, jilted bride who spends the rest of her life obsessed with revenge. But really, I just want to dance.

Listen up! I love Mich!

And if I hadn't already married her in the corporate Goldman Sachs housing, I'd marry her again!

Alright, who loves The Bronx?

Hey Everyone! Good News!

And now for the bad news, I think you have to live in Belize to qualify.



You know, where unicorns still exist?

You wanna challenge me . . .

You sit next me to with a bowl of frozen frosting - you pick up the whole frozen clump with a fork - you take a huge bite then look at me and say, "blog this," and you think I won't?

I'm a bad blooger. . .

Cause I think you can only blog once a day and i do like 50 because that's what I do. But I guess it beats emailing people 50 times a day.

At my LA-sister's request. . .

She wanted better photos of her darling kids: Suzy and Arther

This Arrow, he on TV once

This is how I feel about babies

But I love these babies

Well this is Marian, Roger, Nelly and Frankie

And I want to steal these babies

This is a photo of Mammie, Doris, Rally and Oscar Wilde

Uh oh, guys,

I was listening to my new CD when I thought something felt funny. . .

Look - do you see it?

Look closer! See?!

I'm going bald!







P.S.
Are you mad I showed you so much scalp/ hair?

I have to go listen to Icky Thump now, but 1st...

that's all i have to do now

Hey! Swim party at my house! (in CA.)

I know our social calendars are filling up so I wanted to extend the invite NOW to a swim party at our LH house on the 4th of July. Feel free to bring your kids (illegitimate and legal).

It's around this guy's birthday time

I know where we can celebrate!

That's what I'm sayin'

24 July @ Crash Mansion - Be there

See this girl? She's important to me.

In case you wanted to know what I do for a living

Where do YOU fit in?

So here's a visual chart measuring the degrees of righteousness of Mormon boys on Sunday

Guys, I'm in a Red & White Mood

And maybe its because of 'Icky Thump' and quizás it's because Maná is basically awesome and maybe it's because I'm on a secret mission where everything has to be red and white (and black).

Here's some advice

If you ever meet me in real life - I don't care if it's the only thing you can think of when you see me - Do not (make me laugh - no...) DO NOT tell me i look like PJ Harvey. I don't care if I'm her actual sibling by blood and you think she's really neat. If I had a quarter for every time I heard that (or maybe a 50 cent piece) I'd have enough $ to do one load of laundry - and that's one load too many.


Hey! It's Sunday at noon - not Friday. Why does blogspot time zone hate me so much?

One last thing because "Today's Special"

If you don't love this girl, than you're seriously messed up.

Me and My Bestest Mate

Technically this is my bestest mate's true love - but I have such warm feelings for both, he gets the title too.