I'm going to Scotland this October for 2 reasons:
1. To 'party serious' at the event of the year
2. To see if Nessie DOES exist. I have it all figured out. I'm going to the Loch Ness at sunset (if that's when sharks feed I don't see why it can't be the same time as a lake monster - he can't be better than those @&*$^%* sharks) and I'm going to cut myself on my leg so there's blood. Then I (the human chum) am going to swim straight out for 40 minutes. If nothing happens I'll swim back and declare the waters barren, but if I get eaten then I will have proven to everyone that Nessie's real.
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