Guys, this is the only way I want to be woken up on a Saturday/ Any Day

I love a pixelated baby early in the morning.  

Especially one that wants to get closer and closer to the camera.

Guys, Magical Things Happen . . .

 . . . When this one comes to town:

Like visits to the D.I. (my perfect store) and multiple donut restaurants.  That's right.  I called them restaurants, because one day that was our lunch and another day that was our dinner.  Be jealous. 

Guys, I love technology

 So for my birthday last year I got this remote control and mini tri-pod for my iPhone.  After bragging about it one day at lunch with our friends they asked me to put it to use for a nice group shot.  

 And then for some reason my mind went blank.  

 I couldn't even remember to put my arm down to hide the remote. 

 And when we finally got it right, I realized I forgot to ask Monkey sister to stand in the sun.

Guys, have you ever seen a photo that makes you tear up with joy?

I just did.

Guys, I am the Worst

So I went to Slavery Footprint to find out how many slaves have worked for me or perhaps are still working for me.

I know I shouldn't make light of this, but I really thought my number would be really low and then I could brag about it.

And for a while I was proud of that number.  But then I saw this:

Oh man! I'm awful!  I am the worst!  Worst than Gwyneth Paltrow.

And for half a second I didn't know why my number was so high.

Then they told me exactly why my number was so high.

 Do you know the worst part?  I lied about how many clothes I owe.  I under-estimated.  By a lot.  But is it better if most of my clothes are vintage?  No?  I'm still worst than Goop?

Fine, back to Kiva I go.

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

 How do I know this?

The Advent told me.

Which means it's time for our Holiday Open House in Our New House.

And THAT means, a night spent with loved ones.

And then THAT means, I get to see Bek + Her Hot Man.

 They are tres affectionate with each other.

And he is muy affectionate with me.

But really we both just have eyes for Bek.

 Too much?

Oh you just wait.

We were just getting started.

 Um, hello!  Can you just see how strong this man is!

He is literally picking both of us up at the same time.

But we weren't just there to take photos of each other.

We were there for the music too!

Little Monkey sister sang some sexy Christmas songs, 

which the people in the front row especially loved.

But then, just like old times, we got carried away with the camera and it turned into this whole thing.

Yep, that's magic. 

Auntie Grace brought Tata over and he was as spirited as ever.

And obviously we ended the night on a high note.

Guys, I like to Celebrate Christmas...

...With big crowds, just tons and tons of people.

So many people you can't walk at a normal pace.

Like when I went to see the Christmas lights 

at the Mission Inn with Bek and Her 'Man's Man' Boyfriend.

We were huddled together all night because of all the people, 

but I didn't mind 'cause they're so hot.

Then I went to Disneyland with another hot group of people, 

Chris and his sisters (and his mom too).

There were so many people they even had a parade of just people walking down Main Street.

Oh I guess Santa was in it too.

Guys, I'd watch more Soccer if it always looked like this:

Guys, who's camera phone is the Most Awesome?

Personally, I like mine the best.

Guys, All my Dreams Have Come True Now

You have certain goals you want to reach in your lifetime, milestones, things that matter and once you reach them you can say your life is complete.


One of those things happened last Tuesday.  

Bek and I went to Worship /Watch the Throne.   

Jay Z + Kanye West complete each other.

Jay Z + Kanye West compete me.  

First thing's first.   What to wear.

I wanted to go dressed like this:

But settled for a Kid Cudi look.

Bek and I did our requisite photo:

So necessary. So necessary. 

We made it to the Staples Center and decided to take our holiday photos now.

 We're going to merge then together so we look like a proper couple.

OK, forget us, back to the Mens.

Two stages and movies of Great White Sharks.

Yeah, minds were blown. 

Bek might have gotten mad when they played the same song 10 Times.

 But I was one of the people yelling, 'One more time!'

When they sang it 9 Times.

So you could say we disagreed on that one.

Dad snuck in and we both walked away with a piece of history.

I'll say it.

I wish they would have gone to 11.