Cause I do.
I think of sportman-ship and that's something Gentlemen have.
You probably don't think of THIS, right?
Cause I wouldn't have.
Anyway, I should have know when this Welcomed me to the store:
Hey what is that anyway?
Oh, a creepy man pointing a gun? Good.
I thought it was something menacing at first.
And what are those guns pointed at?
How bad-ace is this store when they are willing to shoot their own decor?
It's a blurry photo cause its trying to escape for its life.
OK so its not a gentlemanly store but they did have their own Archery department (that's classy right?)
And dancing kittens
And an homage to Prince
There was something very colonial-primitive about a layaway program for pistols
Hmmm, maybe not colonial - our founding fathers were all rich dudes.
Maybe it's more Andrew Jackson
And if anything is going to great me as I leave a store I want it to be this guy.
And if anything is going to great me as I leave a store I want it to be this guy.
2 comments:
Next time you come to AZ (hurry! it has to be in 3 weeks time!) I'm taking you to the Bass World Emporium (it's called something like that). It's right next to a restaurant called "Toby Keith's I Love This Bar". We'll fake pistol whip each other and then go have fried mozzarella!
Very funny post, quite enjoyed it:)
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