Guys, Is this funny to you too?

ME: What are you doing?


PERSON: I'm looking at pictures of dogs on boats.

Remember when La famille visite le Costco II?

What? Your family portrait isn't taken at Costco too?

And "No" you can't date our parents.



When there were no food samples we decided to sample other things






Then Ash and Mom couldn't take the lack of food samples



I promised to use my skills & the supplies there to cook something edible


Ha! I tricked you all - you can't eat DVDs (can you believe you can buy 3 awesome DVDs for the low low price of $12?)


My Roommate got all angry because he was hungry and doesn't like tricks, I mean illusions





Just Kidding




He's just really into golf.

Man someone needs to learn boundaries - this is Costco - not your country club

Guys, I have an important anouncement

I have had an epiphany . . .






cats.








That's right, "CATS"









Especially when you see 2 mice.





and Especially when one of those gosh damn mice ate a hole in your plastic tortilla chips bag and made a mess on the counter and you find it and think your roommate is sloppy (sorry, roommate).







so that's it, it has to be cats.








Don't get all excited, it's not like i'm inviting these guys to move it

Uh oh Guys, Maybe, maybe . . .

I'm back to my old ways?

Guys,

And when I die
You can put on costumes
In the style of the clothes I wore




I'm feeling a little AmericanRomanticMacabre right about now