HaPpY BiRtHdAy SUPERMODEL~!

Beat that Bo Derek.



Congratulations!

 

...No, not on their wedding

(Bek chose Kyle last minute)

Nor their wedding

(Amber & her panetta decided they couldn't stand next to someone whose eyes are that blue & that perfect all the time)

& No, we're not congratulating Amber on rocking that hat

& her "beat THIS Julia Roberts!" smile

...Albeit, we should congratulate her for taking Pitbull & J.Lo seriously

when they said "Get On The Floor."

 

We're just congratulating you on being the biggest Prince fan ever.

 

I can't hear youuuuuuuuuuu

(Readers over 18 click here to learn killer dance moves)

Question: What Do You Get When

You add the most beautiful famous Bollywood actress:

 

 

 

...To The Coolest Doesn't Give a Blank Rockstar Sheryl Crow

 

 

 ...PLUS The Most Fashionable Level headed Kardashian!

 

 

Give Up?

 

 

 

Still No Clue?

 

 

Not even a guess?

 

 

 

ANSWER:

 

The Best High-5 EVER!



The Inside Story...

Forget

When Harry Met Sally...

 

Here's

How Johnny Met Ambie...

(and puts that other couple to shame)

 



 

According To The Bride:

Click Here.

 



 

According To The Groom:

 

Click Here.



Happy NovAnniversary~!!

 

Happy Anniversary to these two:

 

Nope, that's not an American Eagle ad-

They really just look that good in real life.

Nope- Not a sunglasses advertisement either,

Just candid life shot again

 

Noooo, not a hotel, hand bag, heels or tequila commercial- wrong again!

That's just her "everyday hot"

Nyet, not a Caribbean Brit Pop Cruise Vacation ad-

(Though it should be!)

 

 



 

 

Nine, not the model couple that came in your silver 8x10 frame at the store

(Albeit, it should be)

 

That's just these gorgeous kiddos.

 

FULL FLASHBACK OF WEDDING ALBUM HERE



Yeah, it IS a Small World After All...

Look at those adorable matching girls...

 

 

 

(PS- WHOOO looks that good at the beach no make up no photoshop, who?!)

 

Christy Turlington, I mean, Birthday Girl Amber- that's who!

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

So Where Did She Get That "Let's Turn All Little Girls into Twins" idea?....

 

Gee, I wonder ;)

 

 



Best Unicorn Birthday Ever* !

*And by 'ever,' we mean since Amber's unicorn birthday:

 

 

 

Yep, like fashion, guess history repeats itself...

 

'Cuz guess who just happens to ALSO love unicorns / had the best unicorn birthday ever?!

 

This Girl:

 

Baptized thanks to dad

 

As witnessed by the Polar Bears Club

NOW~

 

About that unicorn party...

 

Pin the Horn on the Unicorn?

Check.

 

Unicorn Pinata?

Double check.

 

Hand made pink unicorn theme roof for playhouse?

 

Yyyep.

 

Best Appetizer Chef flown in from the south?

Check plus.



 

Best Set Design and Set Up Genius of the land?

Check.

 Best Mimi + Poppy of the West?

Check.

 

Best Grandma (+ Grandpa somewhere) of the South?

Check.

 

 

Best Unicorn Party since Ambie's?

Definitely.

 

 



C'est la vie D'Ambie

Some people love this in the spring time:

 

 

 

Others love it in January...

When the sales are on, and the friends you stay with are off the chain!

 

 

Ahhh Pa-reee;

vous semblez bons sur Ambie:

 



 

Now STOP copying her

Sofia "I bought an apt in Paris just to pose on its chaise like Amber too" Coppola!

Zer iz only ONE Amber.

 

...je suis désolé Miss Coppola, I smell an imposter, and it stinks as bad as your Marc Jacobs ads.

 

(I kid, I kid).

 

Zose ads are fine.

 

(for blind people).

 

Oh just kidding, really!

 

;)

Happy NovAMBER People~!

It's that time of year...

 

Happy Birthday To A Living Work Of Art:

 

Get Ready For A Month of Blog Highjacking:

 

 

Features the best Ambie photos by YOU:

 

(all submissions will be kept anonymous. Just send them to Ashley)

 

 

ps- Hope everyone had a Happy Hallow's Eve like this crew:

No those aren't costumes.

 

Just them last week.