Guys, I know who The One is. . .

Ah, the British, I dare say they make the best television of all.

Always full of witty dialogue and beautiful people.

 No, I mean really beautiful people.

Way better than these bores.

And I mean Really witty dialogue.

And perhaps really offensive too.

You know, I'm talking about this lot:

I know it's so obvious but I have such a crush on him!

 I mean look at him!

 This is it! 

Mark Corrigan you're the one!

Come on Channel 4! 

Don't make me wait any longer for Season 8!

I think I'll phone in and complain and make threats. 

Yes, this is definitely a good idea!

Oh alright, I suppose I'm excited for Season 3 of these guys too:

Guys, I Swear I Love My New Home

Listen.  I love Alabama.

I love saying I live in Alabama.

I'm just never actually in Alabama.

And it's gonna sound like I'm bragging cause I'm telling you about going to NY (or what I like to call America) 

and the Carolinas (where I sat on a lot of beds) 

and now I'm back in CA (well this one I will brag about 

because I get to stay in a posh hotel and write about it -ha! Sorry).

But I do look forward to more Alabama Time.  

Especially if it involves the second cleanest lake in America 

(meaning all of America not just NY).  

I can vouch - it's pretty gosh darn clean.

Guys, I forgot to talk about birthdays!

April is a crazy month with a million
different birthdays of people I love.

Like my friend from HS and my sister and my life partner.
I mean best friend!

You know, Die Bunny, the girl I still manage to do everything with 

even though we live many states apart.  

  Just normal friend stuff.

 This year I knew I had to get her something extra special 

and since I was flying out to see her on the special day 

I could make it as big and fragile as I liked. . . 

Don't worry, I went with something classy.