HaPpY BIRTHDAY AMBIE~!!!

Click on Horoscope Below to view full text:

Now THAT's a rockin' horoscope!

Happy Birthday Bella.

#Throw Back Thursday...*

*Albeit is it really "throw back" if the birthday girl never ages

 

& always looks the same?!

 

Either way-

 

You're Welcome:

 

http://ambertines.blogspot.com/2010/11/gratuitous-hot-shots-part-deux.html

Happy Anniversary~!

Remember when THIS happened?

 

(click on "this")

 

Which ended in this result:

 

Happy Anniversary!

 

 

More like til Eternity do us part:

 

 



God Only Knows

What we'd be without this in the world:

 

And Yes, there is a music video to perfectly describe it:

 

Click HERE.

 



 

Some People Are Just...

How else do you explain waking up like THIS* in the morning ready to run a race she didn't even train for (cuz training is for sissies!)?

(*click on that word )

Happy Birthday from your Prince!

no, not her husband:

 

 

THIS ONE!

(click on link above)

 

 

Looks like your birthday came early this year.

Joyeux Anniveraire belle!

 

 

Yes, this birthday hottie speaks French.

And Portuguese, and Spanish, and some English

with summer/ New Years homes in France, Scotland, England thanks to her peeps abroad.

Don't you?



 

#That'sMySeeeeester

1 Little 2 Little 3 Lil Ambies...

"As a devout feminist, I refuse to say...(See video square below) "  - Elijah

 

(Original video click here- Warning: Gets bloody after 1:00min)

Well, we bet that dreamy Elijah would also refuse to say that all Indian Princesses look alike...

UNLESS - has he seen Amber's copycat doppelganger?!

HOW you doin' Sofia Coppola

...or Diet Amber as i call her.

(not as good as l'original)

You know Ambie did that look first, right?

Exhibit A)

Quick!

Amber or Sofia:

Watchout for da shark behind you!!

To Play More of My Favorite Game:

 Amber or AmberPoser?

Click on any of the following:

Link 1

Link 2

Link 3

Link 4

Guest starring as Amber Posers: 

Queen Rania, Sofia Coppola, Gwen Stefani, Farrah Fawcett, and Diane Keaton.

It's Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

 

 

Back By Popular Demand...

 

 

And you thought December was the 'most wonderful time of the year.'

 

 

Sorry Andy
(click on link above)

 

 

It's NovAmber bichas!!

 

 

Watch out.

(Calling all classic / ol skool Ambie photos if you got 'em...)

Guys, West Monroe is Windy

Magic Man and I headed to West Monroe, Louisiana to visit our Heim parents and it was a tad windy.

Can't make me immodest, stupid wind.

Later at the Bayou it was even more windy

 

I mean, look what it did to my hair. (Magic Man was flashing some serious cash that day - up to but not exceeding $25 of cold, hard cash).

(Wait - is this what I'd look like with bangs?  Thanks Wind!)

Then we realized it wasn't just wind, it was a straight tornado.  

That makes sense.

Guys, this is Christmas Casual and Even More Casual

HaPpY BiRtHdAy SUPERMODEL~!

Beat that Bo Derek.



Congratulations!

 

...No, not on their wedding

(Bek chose Kyle last minute)

Nor their wedding

(Amber & her panetta decided they couldn't stand next to someone whose eyes are that blue & that perfect all the time)

& No, we're not congratulating Amber on rocking that hat

& her "beat THIS Julia Roberts!" smile

...Albeit, we should congratulate her for taking Pitbull & J.Lo seriously

when they said "Get On The Floor."

 

We're just congratulating you on being the biggest Prince fan ever.

 

I can't hear youuuuuuuuuuu

(Readers over 18 click here to learn killer dance moves)

Question: What Do You Get When

You add the most beautiful famous Bollywood actress:

 

 

 

...To The Coolest Doesn't Give a Blank Rockstar Sheryl Crow

 

 

 ...PLUS The Most Fashionable Level headed Kardashian!

 

 

Give Up?

 

 

 

Still No Clue?

 

 

Not even a guess?

 

 

 

ANSWER:

 

The Best High-5 EVER!



The Inside Story...

Forget

When Harry Met Sally...

 

Here's

How Johnny Met Ambie...

(and puts that other couple to shame)

 



 

According To The Bride:

Click Here.

 



 

According To The Groom:

 

Click Here.



Happy NovAnniversary~!!

 

Happy Anniversary to these two:

 

Nope, that's not an American Eagle ad-

They really just look that good in real life.

Nope- Not a sunglasses advertisement either,

Just candid life shot again

 

Noooo, not a hotel, hand bag, heels or tequila commercial- wrong again!

That's just her "everyday hot"

Nyet, not a Caribbean Brit Pop Cruise Vacation ad-

(Though it should be!)

 

 



 

 

Nine, not the model couple that came in your silver 8x10 frame at the store

(Albeit, it should be)

 

That's just these gorgeous kiddos.

 

FULL FLASHBACK OF WEDDING ALBUM HERE



Yeah, it IS a Small World After All...

Look at those adorable matching girls...

 

 

 

(PS- WHOOO looks that good at the beach no make up no photoshop, who?!)

 

Christy Turlington, I mean, Birthday Girl Amber- that's who!

 

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So Where Did She Get That "Let's Turn All Little Girls into Twins" idea?....

 

Gee, I wonder ;)

 

 



Best Unicorn Birthday Ever* !

*And by 'ever,' we mean since Amber's unicorn birthday:

 

 

 

Yep, like fashion, guess history repeats itself...

 

'Cuz guess who just happens to ALSO love unicorns / had the best unicorn birthday ever?!

 

This Girl:

 

Baptized thanks to dad

 

As witnessed by the Polar Bears Club

NOW~

 

About that unicorn party...

 

Pin the Horn on the Unicorn?

Check.

 

Unicorn Pinata?

Double check.

 

Hand made pink unicorn theme roof for playhouse?

 

Yyyep.

 

Best Appetizer Chef flown in from the south?

Check plus.



 

Best Set Design and Set Up Genius of the land?

Check.

 Best Mimi + Poppy of the West?

Check.

 

Best Grandma (+ Grandpa somewhere) of the South?

Check.

 

 

Best Unicorn Party since Ambie's?

Definitely.