Guys, you know what's delicious and disgusting?

Note: vegetarians and CT. residents might want to skip this one








But seriously, do you know what's delicious and disgusting?







Fish with their heads still attached




Hey look, I have a line too that I won't cross (you thought I didn't draw any type of line/boundaries, that's just ridiculous)



This:

Not so delicious but still disgusting



This:

Very delicious and probably very disgusting





And while we're discussing food, I'd like to say that

I'd get the 'meat sweats' here Any day




But d'ya know what's delicious and Not disgusting?

My breakfast everyday. (Remember when I told you about my delicious and not disgusting breakfast? I took a photo just to show you/make you jealous - sorry I'm a jerk)

Guys, I'm not as smart as I look

So I'm in Greece (NOT Santa Fe)

and I want to prove I'm there but feel silly asking people to take my photo... and I also have a Gem (sweater) of a Camera and decide I'll take some awesome self-timed self portraits...









except I forget that I'm an idiot











And when I FINALLY finally get it right...




I forget my pants.


There was actually more than one time when I thought, "Gee, I wish I had pants on..." But those are other stories children, and nanny is very tired right now.

Guys, I realized where I fit in in the Universe

(it was so apparent, how did I never see it before?)





+PLUS+






=EQUALS=







Well, obviously


I'm Patsy









I mean, we were always getting ourselves into heaps of trouble...






And there were constant, "Don't do that, no, don't do that" being thrown at us




Dahlings, I'm so happy I finally found a TV show that I'm proud to call my life

Because I was getting tired of all those Ugly Betty comparisons.

I'll tell you one thing

I would NOT want to be locked up here overnight

Guys, Greece isn't just fun and games

Um, notice anything unusual here?





Really?

How about now?





Yeah, that's right, we were about to get attacked by a giant pink seagull





I'm serious, this thing will mess you up







Unless you happen to be super fantastic (IE just really really brave) and then it's totally cool

Guys, I am tired, I am weary, I could sleep for a 1,000 yrs

Maybe I should stop waking up at 5AM? Maybe.

But first thing's first...

Where to begin. . .

I guess I could start with the beginning and me all milky white


and fast forward to the end


Where I was tan enough to make my teeth "Appear" white

Guys, guess what I did yesterday?

Why weren't you there?!

Guys, you're all invited to Greece

This is my hotel lobby - Come on!

Guys, i didn't want to love Greece as much as I do... It's my duty as a good friend now to share it.
All you have to do is get to Mykonos (I'm at the Mykonos Blu Hotel) and you can stay in my huge room. I won't be able to hang out but who cares about me when u have this island!? And don't EVEN get me started on the food.
So just gmail me and i'll give you my room #.

Ahem, I'm esp. talking to you, UK mates. It'll be SO much better than any other time you were here!

Guys, I added so much to my last post you'll have to just re-read that until I make up new 'memories'

OK guys, I'll tell you about THAT day

If you ever wondered what I'd look like dead:

I wanted you to see the awesome-ness of the scar so much I don't even care I have chins (plural)


So my board hit me in the eye...

To be fair, I kind of deserved it.



This is me realizing I have a high tolerance to anesthetic




This is my sister experiencing empathy


Or is it fear?

If I were in a Tim Burton film I'd look like this:

It's like I have a really sinister eyebrow


Remember when Carlos saved my life?

Notice I gave him his shirt back from the photo above - the blessed garment that stopped me from dying from extensive blood loss.


I wonder why everyone in the water knew I was the girl who got hurt?




Turns out, sunshine and sea water aren't THAT bad for new stitches



Except they will bleed and hurt surprisingly a lot when they take them out



Uh oh - remember when I got mad at Ash for stealing my wave?

Looks like I did it to her once -- this has nothing to do with my head injury. I just wanted you to know I'll steal your wave any chance I get.

Guess which one of these lovelies had a baby?

I'll give you a hint: they have white on




I didn't even plan this when I took the photo - but this is sooooo awesome/great b/c in Portuguese when someone has a baby they say they 'gave light.' I think, unless that was the locals playing another trick on me. Hmm, maybe that makes this photo creepy -- it just conjures up all these weird images in my head. . . you too? Ha!

Guess who's a good person?

Who knew I was an anonymous donor?



Although, technically this post removes the anonymity and makes me a selfish person, huh? Thanks mom and 2 sisters for telling me to post it.

Looks like Someone had a crazy night

[Title: When Chair's go drunk]

My face getting split open wasn't the only accident

OK, this one made me MAD

So this is me - clearly CLEARLY I have dibs on this wave



but little Monkey decided that...
SHE wanted to get in on the photo op
or show me up (because let's be honest she was a way better surfer)
or Maybe it was the trusy ol' Sister Gene kicking in where you want exactly what your sister wants just because and in reality you don't Really want it. . .



And this is a nice photo compared to what happened. We basically beat each other up using our boards, the waves and our bodies. She's lucky she didn't pop my stitches open - or else she would have walked away with a lot worse than bruised ribs.

OK - maybe I didn't cause her bruised ribs but I'll take credit for it anyway.

We channeled our inner Kaisers in Costa Rica

Ich sage eine Unruhe voraus

Hey guys, ever live with A Monkey?

You know how Little Sisters can be persistent with jokes that aren't funny that also don't end?

So, I read this book (that I don't want to talk about) and Ash was giving me grief so I banned her from reading the book (that won't be named) -- and to get even she started to make fun of Vampires that go to high school and reading about Vampires that go to High School.

[I edited it for length - b/c the conversation went on all night]

Ash: So I can't read Vampire Sitter's Club

ME: ???

Ash: I can't read Sweet Vampire High?

ME: Don't...

Ash: Vampire Candles?
Breakfast Vampire?
Vampire at Bernie's?

ME: That has nothing to do with High school

Ash: Sorry, I can't read about Vampire Spicoli?

ME: Stop...

Ash: Don't tell Vampire the Babysitter's Dead
Not with out my Vampire
My Left Vampire
Vampire - that could be Big, Babe or Yentl

[A While Later]

Ash: Hey, what's that bloody movie with Daniel Day Vampire?

Oh yeah, There will be Vampire

Tired of movies? Me too, I LOVE opera

Cosi fan Vampire
Il Vampiretore
Die Vampireflote

Mmm, best albums ever?
Vampire Sounds
Some Vampires

[A Few Hours Later]

Ash: What's Your Favorite Band?

[Then she whispered]

Vampire and Sebastian


Ash stood up and said: I've finished -- You're Welcome

You know the song from Flight of the Conchords?

This is a Doggy Don't


Seriously - how many poor breeds of dogs had to be erm, compromised before this little lady was born?


I guess the Planned Parenthood hasn't reached the Canis lupus familiaris in Costa Rica.