Guys, I've been waiting for this day for 10 yrs

These sexy kids are getting married today 

and I'm gonna watch

And considering how dramatic and hilarious and hot they are -- it's gonna be a good show.

Doesn't this look like it could a cover to a romance novel?

Come to think of it ALL of their photos could be covers to romance novels.

Like this one about a fire-y Persian Princess and her flaming fire man.

And this one about two hotties lost in the woods.

And let's not forget my favorite -- the story of a sexy baker and his fight to win over fancy girl.

Guys, All my Dreams Have Come True Now

You have certain goals you want to reach in your lifetime, milestones, things that matter and once you reach them you can say your life is complete.


One of those things happened last Tuesday.  

Bek and I went to Worship /Watch the Throne.   

Jay Z + Kanye West complete each other.

Jay Z + Kanye West compete me.  

First thing's first.   What to wear.

I wanted to go dressed like this:

But settled for a Kid Cudi look.

Bek and I did our requisite photo:

So necessary. So necessary. 

We made it to the Staples Center and decided to take our holiday photos now.

 We're going to merge then together so we look like a proper couple.

OK, forget us, back to the Mens.

Two stages and movies of Great White Sharks.

Yeah, minds were blown. 

Bek might have gotten mad when they played the same song 10 Times.

 But I was one of the people yelling, 'One more time!'

When they sang it 9 Times.

So you could say we disagreed on that one.

Dad snuck in and we both walked away with a piece of history.

I'll say it.

I wish they would have gone to 11.

Guys, let's go back to My Couple Favorito

This is Bek:

This is Kyle (using static electricity to style his hair):

This is what they look like as One:

This is what Bek and I look like together:

And this is what Kyle and I look like together:

We are great friends.

When we hang out Kyle likes to show off his muscles. . .

. . . and how long my hair is.

He also likes to test his hand-eye coordination:

Bek is cool with all this man-handling because of the loves he gives her after:

Everyone likes to give them their privacy, but not me.

Guys, did I mention I'm in Love?

I'm in love with these two as a couple:

And separately:

My Persian Princess and her Flaming Man (you know, 'cause he's super hot) are like two healing gurus who fill you with love and peace. Even in super sketchy bars. On a Sunday.

Seriously, I woke up in a bad place on Sunday and by the end of the night it was the happiest day of my life.

I love when HotMan throws me around like last night's trash.

I mean, like a tiny footless doll.

(We had to do a re-do for modesty's sake.)

Bek is one lucky girl.

And Kyle is the luckiest *&^%$^&! ever to $*&%@ walk the earth

because he has a *&^#$ goddess for a GF.