Guys, never let me have a kitten

Remember when I said I was THE WORST?
Well, turns out I'm even more horrible than I thought.

I saw this:

 And I thought, 'I have to find that gift shop and just see how much those cost. .  .'

Ugh.  Then I saw this:

1. Stupid ATL airport is such a tease.
2. I'm bad because I want a quiet zoo in my house.
3. I am also bad because my first thought was #1 and not #2.