Guys, did I mention I love recipes?

My dream came true HERE


And this is Why:


This Girl




+ PLUS +


Food

(does this grocery store feel creepy?)


+PLUS +


Instructions



EQUALS

Meals That I can Eat

(and need a bib for)

Guys, did you know I'm sans job?

The women in my family have been giving me a hard time b/c I don't have a job ergo I should post things all day, right?


Listen, when you have structure and you're sitting at a desk a few days out of the week then of course you can create posts all day - what else am I going to do?


But when you live this free-form jazz (hands) kind of life

and you don't subscribe to pedestrian concepts like Time it's hard to find space in the day to blog- & the next thing you know is it's the end of the day and all you did is finish a box of Trix.


But things HAVE been happening to me and those around me (hear that @lisa?)



Like I was there when THIS was created

That's Right
Baby Conan O'Brien PeanutButter BananaHead


And for Thanksgiving this year I was a Pilgrim AND an Indian

I know my family who wasn't in NY with us wondered what I chose.


I was there when the tables were Finally turned on Di after years of using instruments to scrape people's teeth



Doesn't feel so good when it's happening to you, huh, Di?




And remember when I was going home at midnight and saw this on the banister?

I thought Di wrote the "This is Creepy" sign but she denies it.



But see, things are happening for me.



And for my parents as well.

They told me they met an Elton John impersonator in the city.

Guys, it finally happened

Do you see what happens?




Do you see what happens, Larry?





Do you see what happens when you watch this movie too many times?




I walked into Di's room to show her what unemployment looks like and she greeted me with her new camera. This is when my mom tells me to take that photo down and put one up wear I'm wearing make-up. But guess what, mom, I AM wearing make-up.




And I know Some of you are wondering if your secret nick name is Larry but it isn't and if you wonder that than you we might not be friends b/c you don't know what I'm quoting and guess what - the edited version of this film is Just As Good as the real thing so no excuses.

Guys, What do you want for Christmas?

Do you want drag queens to reenact Christmas episodes of The Golden Girls in San Francisco, CA?






Oh, cause that can happen.


And it's awesome.






I tell you, magical things happen when you visit this girl

Guys, are Home Movies still torture?

So I decided to finish the rest of my videos from that trip.

I'm posting them All on YouTube (you already know my account name if you know my first name and last name and if you write that as one word) and not Le Blog because I don't know if Home Movies are ONLY fine with the people in them --and even then they might still be tedious.

You're welcome.

Guys, did I tell you about my Italy trip?

So WE

(hey, when were you going to tell me my glasses looked like that?)


were in the Tuscany countryside




when we came upon this hilltop town





with the best narrow streets ever born






and really short archways - good thing some of us are short

(this is me spotting Di while she does something really difficult)




and there were all these crowds of people







some of them were wearing clothing that did not fit the climate




there were all these blockades




so we could see something was happening - maybe something religious or red





and i tried to get a better look




we got bored and found this passage way to an underground cellar/ torture chamber. Does it look familiar? No - why should it?






oh! they must be filming something because there was an actor






and a fake fountain that wasn't made of stone at all





and a clock tower with red flags





and then this door that was guarded like crazy




until one point when security went to chase after some young girls - so us 3 sneaked in



and this is what we saw







Di & Stacey were very stealth when they sneaked out but I did the opposite which confused security






So I think they were filming the movie Quantum of Solace




Overall a good time was had by all in Montepulciano on the New Moon set (ha! YOU didn't think I'd admit to it, huh?)




(no - I'm not pregnant - do you think I'd announce that on a blog?!)


And we ate well

(ohhhhh, that's why I look preggers)

Guys, Halloween was Different this year

You know how meticulous I am about research and my costumes right?
(You can ask Monkey what meticulous means)



I wanted to get it right so I even took time to stretch





Then it was time to get the others ready

Lestat needed help with her bow tie



Bob Ross needed help with his 'fro

His hair is v. similar to Di's so she was a natural help



Then it was time to get into character






The walk over to the Parade might have been the best part



I mean, waiting in this line was just fine



See, we look happy enough



And Di found stuff to do



Like sing "More Than a Feeling" to us



And then. . . And then it started to rain




Di didn't care even though she was wearing suede, felt and velvet



I spray painted my Karen O. wig black
So I melted



Hair, hat, costume, everything








But other than melting all over yourself, the rain also makes you cold.


So we cut short our walk in the Parade and went to get Italian Dessert.






I washed my face twice when I got home and I still looked like this: