Guys, there are a few things you should know about me

Everything you need to know about me you can learn from
my trip to Historic Williamsburg, VA.



As you can see it was a working trip

I 'worked' a lot but you knew that



You should know Room Service and I are best friends.




I love cross dressers and Siegfried & Roy




I am attracted to good posture

Esp when they are stiff & uptight like a robot or a statue



I love when people are honest and not afraid of mediocrity





I love old maps

more than people



I usually like the idea of castles more than actually going inside them - or maybe I like the outside of castles the best?

Not that I'm complaining about castles - they're fine.




I love love love unicorns and lions . . .& when they're together?!

Forget it!


I love museum gift shops more than the actual museum

Don't freak out (Ash) - just shows you how much i LOVE/ LERVE museum shops


I love when things are named after my friends


(or almost)


I have a red-headed Southern Grandma who will charm the pants off anyone
(like me in this shot)

Best Story: she sat on a plane next to a famous baseball player and got his autograph for my dad and it said, "I thought your mom would never stop talking."



I used to play in this room when I was little

I used to pretend I was on conference calls with 'clients'



I like women with dignified accents




I like it when animals are put in uncomfortable positions.




& I love fat animals

you know I don't really like animals


I love sleeping in a hotel

I saw a blog once where a person took a photo of themselves in all the hotel rooms they stayed in and I want to do this too - I guess for this to be more effective I should have started this about 27 years ago...



I love when work trip coincide with the premiere episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

(3rd yr in a row)



I love to scare myself with art but Not scary movies

(Di! stop making me try to watch The Shining - because I'll do it and I don't want to)




Can you tell I'm avoiding work?
Oh you can't read that last question b/c you fell asleep?



UPDATE: Di just told me the last photo isn't just an awesome sign warning people that in order for me to like you as a friend you must dance. Instead, acc. to Di it's from a song that I've never heard of but of course she knows all the words to it - b/c she's forced to listen to them at her place of 'employment'

That's IT I'm taking a break

"Hi, I'm 12"

That's funny b/c I'm really Old.



Guys, remember my old job?





Where I pretended to be a bride a lot....




I can't post all of the times up b/c you'd fall asleep



Always the bride never the bridesmaid



Probably b/c the one time I got to be a bridesmaid I fainted



...I was a party guest once...




And I was paid to live in chaos






And the Boxes





And I was always carrying a million bags

(how do you think these things got to where they are?)



And I got cool presents





And met the best ladies ever





And I got to go to work sans pants


And went to parties


(hey he went to work sans pants too)


And put my friends in the magazine


Or asked my friends to help me with the magazine

(they found it invigorating)

And the Cake


I ate so much cake


I don't even like wedding cake (except Mich+Niall's)

(right after I took this photo the blue wall fell on the cake - I sort of saved it but not enough)
(Once I almost fell and died)



I even got perks I didn't appreciate






Actually, I think I got married






Ah, the days when I played dress up and pretended to work.





Then there's today.

And my current job.

Where b/c I am an idiot, I had to press ONE button over 9,000 Times.

But at least I can go to 'work' sans pants.




ct


OK OK Back to Work

Guys, did I mention I love recipes?

My dream came true HERE


And this is Why:


This Girl




+ PLUS +


Food

(does this grocery store feel creepy?)


+PLUS +


Instructions



EQUALS

Meals That I can Eat

(and need a bib for)

Guys, did you know I'm sans job?

The women in my family have been giving me a hard time b/c I don't have a job ergo I should post things all day, right?


Listen, when you have structure and you're sitting at a desk a few days out of the week then of course you can create posts all day - what else am I going to do?


But when you live this free-form jazz (hands) kind of life

and you don't subscribe to pedestrian concepts like Time it's hard to find space in the day to blog- & the next thing you know is it's the end of the day and all you did is finish a box of Trix.


But things HAVE been happening to me and those around me (hear that @lisa?)



Like I was there when THIS was created

That's Right
Baby Conan O'Brien PeanutButter BananaHead


And for Thanksgiving this year I was a Pilgrim AND an Indian

I know my family who wasn't in NY with us wondered what I chose.


I was there when the tables were Finally turned on Di after years of using instruments to scrape people's teeth



Doesn't feel so good when it's happening to you, huh, Di?




And remember when I was going home at midnight and saw this on the banister?

I thought Di wrote the "This is Creepy" sign but she denies it.



But see, things are happening for me.



And for my parents as well.

They told me they met an Elton John impersonator in the city.

Guys, it finally happened

Do you see what happens?




Do you see what happens, Larry?





Do you see what happens when you watch this movie too many times?




I walked into Di's room to show her what unemployment looks like and she greeted me with her new camera. This is when my mom tells me to take that photo down and put one up wear I'm wearing make-up. But guess what, mom, I AM wearing make-up.




And I know Some of you are wondering if your secret nick name is Larry but it isn't and if you wonder that than you we might not be friends b/c you don't know what I'm quoting and guess what - the edited version of this film is Just As Good as the real thing so no excuses.

Guys, What do you want for Christmas?

Do you want drag queens to reenact Christmas episodes of The Golden Girls in San Francisco, CA?






Oh, cause that can happen.


And it's awesome.






I tell you, magical things happen when you visit this girl

Guys, are Home Movies still torture?

So I decided to finish the rest of my videos from that trip.

I'm posting them All on YouTube (you already know my account name if you know my first name and last name and if you write that as one word) and not Le Blog because I don't know if Home Movies are ONLY fine with the people in them --and even then they might still be tedious.

You're welcome.